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Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by shut(f): 2:26am On Sep 10, 2015
Generaliy07 you've got a great stuff going on there(your blog)
You should try a little more design to make it bit more catching.

I'm subscribing to your blog,don't let me down wink
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Ishilove: 3:07am On Sep 10, 2015
I was paid 3,000 for teaching kids who didn't have any interest in learning. That's NYSC for you
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Nobody: 4:53am On Sep 10, 2015
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Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by broxymall(m): 5:29am On Sep 10, 2015
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Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by generaliy07(m): 5:30am On Sep 10, 2015
BIG Thanks everyone who commented on the post
I will try drop some more ASAP
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by WiseElectrical: 6:04am On Sep 10, 2015
This story don travel ooo
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Affiliate767(m): 6:04am On Sep 10, 2015
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Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by wale0911: 6:13am On Sep 10, 2015
She stated her terms and conditions right? But the good news is that you guys don't have to accept it if you feel displeased. You should have reminded her,you guys ain't job seekers but corp members only willing to serve your father land. Since it is a private profit making company, that should have been the avenue to nail the modern slave mistress. You guys are graduates, whereas I would be proud to accept no kobo been engaged by the government but working for about 60hrs a week with a stipend of 6k is a no no. You just could not prove your worth if you ended up at that PPA. I am disappointed.
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Joeadamxx(m): 6:38am On Sep 10, 2015
I truly had a blast reading this write up from this corper! I wish more of our graduates could articulate themselves this good. I wish I had a company that could pay 60,000, I would have employed him! Good luck serving your fatherland!!!
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by lanre2009: 7:10am On Sep 10, 2015
generaliy07:
The much anticipated POP (Passing out Parade) finally came, the joy on our faces couldn't possibly be quantified, however, while some were happy, a few others were not, in this category of the not-so-happy corpers were the regular debtors at the Mammy market...some drank so much beer that they ended up owing more than two months allowee, they had to drop their I.Ds before they were allowed to leave camp .

The second set were those who 'enjoyed' their escapades and freebies in camp, the playboys whose major achievement in camp was the number of lingeries they accessed.

There were also others, the camp housewives,who wore a sober look on their faces because they would be separated from their 'husbands'.

The POP started around 8am, with opening prayers by a certain 'senior' corp member from the previous batch, the Ogun state governor never showed up, he only sent a not-so-respected secretary from the Youth ministry, we all murmured when he was introduced, some of us even commented that the Governor seems to have no regard for Corpers, while others think he didn't show up as there was no political gain from such event.

The collection of PPA letter was the last on program for the day, albeit the most important, my prayer was to be posted to a good company, one that pays good money, this explains the joy that erupted on my face when I saw a company name on my PPA letter
"Bl*****d Nigeria limited, I jumped with spontaneous ecstasy, I was the envy of everyone around...

"Biggest boy, did you 'runs' (influence) it? Some asked..

My joy doubled when I got a free NCCF bus to my LGA, where I met two others, a guy and a girl who were posted to the same company.

We gist with great joy, prepared for interview questions and tested ourselves, we talked about dress code but discarded such talks when we were reminded by the NCCF Papa that we were Corpers, hence would go with uniforms and not suits and ties.

We read some "how-to-pass-interview" books sold to us at overrated prices in camp, one funny thing in camp was that every guest speaker was a King,a model, an achiever who has "made it", and is only helping us by coming to tell us how to make it too, they spoke elaborately of the 'wonders' they've been able to achieve...little did we know most of them were hustling marketers,well, while some came to sell their hurriedly downloaded-and-edited books, others came to advertise their brands.

The Igbo boy among us suggested we bench-mark 35000 (Thirty five thousand) naira if asked how much we would like to get paid, 'Nna na 35k o, if I join am with 19800 na over 54k be that, chai see money"

The girl, from Kogi, objected him, she was not the optimistic type, she talked like one who has seen it all, hence knows the reality, after a little argument, we agreed at 30,000 as the least, after all, for them to have requested corp members, the company should be a big one, so we thought.

The D-day finally came, we chartered a taxi cab to take us to the 'city' where our supposed company should be located, the Cab man requested for 2,000 naira, we paid without objecting,afterall we were going to a Big company where the pay will be big, we spent like Kings.

The taxi man appeared to us at first a Mad man when he left the highway and took a small path looking like a village route, we asked if he really knows our destination and he nodded in the affirmative, we then concluded within us that he must be taking a short cut to the Big town.

After a five minute drive, he stopped I front of a fenced compound with rusty gates and bushy environment, the gateman came out and the cab man told him we were going to Bl*****d company, we were expecting the gateman to show us the direction to the big City but instead, he gave us the biggest surprise we've had since we turned corpers, "This is Bl*****p farms"... Oh, we are looking for the company and not the farm, I protested in annoyance, "Yes my boy, this is Bl*****p, he then opened the gate and we were driven in, there were sheeps and a few goats roaming around, we also met some old women peeling cassava, while a dark young man was seen cleaning a place which looked like a fish pond, another young man was grinding the peeled washed cassava tubers, could this be the 'Big company in a big city, or at he least, a big town we anticipated? I almost fainted!

Few minutes later, we were led to the house of the owners of the farm, it was a modest duplex, it was a house of city standard built in the village, we were welcomed by an old man whose fluency in English revealed as educated, he asked a few philosophical questions and laughed at almost every answer we gave, he then gave us some more boring philosophical lectures, garnished with stories of his exploits in his University and Civil service days, we were not invited into the house, he spoke to us besides the fence separating his house from the village maternity center.

Moments later, an equally old but agile woman approached, she was the owner of the company. She asked for our letters which we reluctantly presented, we almost prayed that she rejects us so we could seek better alternatives in the City, but she was so excited to have us around, too excited to send anyone away.

We were given rooms in a compound that looked like an estate, the only one in that village, with street lights and pipe borne water, the reality of the village environment seems to escape us on entering this big compound, we worked tirelessly late into the night arranging our wares.

The day after, we resumed at the farm a few minutes to eight, we had agreed to come to the table with a more reasonable salary of 20,000 naira after considering the present realities.

When it was time to discuss salary, the owner of the farms, Mummy as she was called, chose her terms wisely, she corrected us with "stipends" whenever we mentioned salary.

We were to work for six days a week, Monday to Saturday, from eight to six (8am to 6pm), I almost protested but decided to be calm, thinking the salary would be big enough to warrant such working hours.

"What I pay the previous corp members was 6,000 a monthly"

I asked to be sure if she mentioned 60,000 or 6,000 Naira monthly for six days a week job, she affirmed the later, Jesus wept? so did I !, just that mine was concealed behind frowned eyes.

Source:
https://samueliyanu./2015/09/07/chronicles-of-corper-sam-part-2/

Hillarious
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by ernesterioo(f): 7:16am On Sep 10, 2015
8-6 ,laff iyaff commot my yansh ##when my 10am to 12pm is 5k
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:53am On Sep 10, 2015
That company is looking for cheap Labour. In fact it is better to serve in a public school than waste time in that jungle called farm. I will press of not threaten them to reject my pap letter by force
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Missmossy(f): 7:54am On Sep 10, 2015
Hahahah grin

This is really ridiculous, what an experience.

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Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by bummyla(m): 8:32am On Sep 10, 2015
sorry man! hahahahahhaah! http://www.bummyla.com
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Adeoba10(m): 8:35am On Sep 10, 2015
Nzecorneboy:
op abeg no vex for derailing your thread oo. But am seriously looking for a website that placed ad on FP recently about teaching.
Please can anybody help me out?


https://www.nairaland.com/1428481/strictly-those-interested-teaching-jobs
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Jexyme(f): 9:24am On Sep 10, 2015
Lols! Corper Sam.........you are so funny, I enjoyed the lines of your story.

Just manage the 6k but you can wisely make her have a rethink, to possibly raise it upwards.

God will see you through!!!
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by ITSAWRAPP: 9:35am On Sep 10, 2015
We are proud of you "The Generaliy"

Cheers!
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by amutajames: 9:42am On Sep 10, 2015
Hmmm Mr Sam dis is almost semilar 2 my experience in Cross River, Ugep Yakurr LG.... So funny (shattered dream)
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by hob(m): 10:00am On Sep 10, 2015
LOL
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by clemz85(m): 10:34am On Sep 10, 2015
hilariously hilarious, pls don't fail to update us, very important.
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Mariojane(f): 11:24am On Sep 10, 2015
donigspain:
[size=18pt]I was paid 2,500 naira as a Teacher in a Secondary School during my NYSC days at Adikpo in Kwande LGA of Benue state, Nigeria, West Africa, Africa, Earth, Galaxy, Solar System, Universe. grin grin grin[/size]
December 2012 - October 2013

But today, na six figure package man dey chop...
lolz. I served in a private University and was paid 10,000 and also retained .
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by makosine: 12:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
just move on with it,every pain sometimes has a profit .if i were u,i will learn more of the farming job and see if i can invest in it later cos employment in Nigeria today is worst.take it with joy.
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Nzecorneboy: 1:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
Adeoba10:



https://www.nairaland.com/1428481/strictly-those-interested-teaching-jobs
thanks bro. But its a website where teachers register and people come to the site and look for a teacher around them. The website recently placed ad on fp
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by UnimkeAk(m): 1:17pm On Sep 10, 2015
tonyfrenzy:
I think you are dexterous with words, kudos! But OP, were you posted to Abia? Sounds much like that Umunna-Bende NYSC Orientation Camp Experience I had during my NYSC, lmao.

the niggs said Ogun state.

by the way it happens in all the camps
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by donigspain(m): 7:43pm On Sep 10, 2015
Mariojane:
lolz. i was paid 10,000 in a private university i served and was retained .
You na big girl for NYSC o! shocked
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Lordnewton1(m): 8:40pm On Sep 10, 2015
i wept for you
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Adeoba10(m): 7:27am On Sep 11, 2015
Nzecorneboy:
thanks bro. But its a website where teachers register and people come to the site and look for a teacher around them. The website recently placed ad on fp


http://www.teachersconnect.com.ng/
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Nzecorneboy: 9:42am On Sep 11, 2015
Adeoba10:



http://www.teachersconnect.com.ng/
thanks bro. You have really tried. Are you a worker or an entrepreneur like us?
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by Adeoba10(m): 12:08pm On Sep 11, 2015
Nzecorneboy:
thanks bro. You have really tried. Are you a worker or an entrepreneur like us?
None of d above.... Am a fresh graduate still hustling for job #sad
Re: Corper Sam's Funny Story...don't Laugh Please by shankie: 1:25pm On Sep 11, 2015
so funny, anticipating 20 to 30,000

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