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| Assets Declaration Wahala by shumuel(m): 4:08pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Following the Declaration of Assets by President Muhammad Buhari, I hereby declare my assets: 1. 1 BlackBerry Z10 (with Battery Problem) 2. 1 BlackBerry 9320 3.1 Nokia torchlight phone 4. 1 HP Lenovo (No modem for Internet) 5. 1 Nike Slippers 6. 1 Logik flat screen TV 7. 1 Home theatre (With 4 Speakers, no Woofer) 8. #7500 on my Fidelity Bank Account 9. #850 on my GT Bank Account 10. 3 Girlfriends (confused on which to marry) 11. 2 Tooth brushes (Soft and Hard) 12. 12 Boxers and Singlet 13. 3 Suits (2 Borrowed) 14. 7 Jeans (2 Torn, Turned into Crazy Jeans) 15. Many shirts and trouser 16. 13 T-shirts 17. 1 Nike Slippers 18.1 Fowl (Missing) 19. 3 tyres (No Car yet) 20. 2 Tubers of yam 21. 1 Derica of rice and bean 22. Half carton of indomie 23. One generator (I pass my neighbour) 24. 4 Bathroom slippers 25. 3 Bottles of Annoiting Oil 26. 2 Facebook Accounts |
| Re: Assets Declaration Wahala by Nobody: 4:25pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
THIEF!!!!!!! |
| Re: Assets Declaration Wahala by hertz9te(m): 4:44pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
lolz |
| Re: Assets Declaration Wahala by shumuel(m): 8:44pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
| Re: Assets Declaration Wahala by shumuel(m): 8:46pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
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