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Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by heftycul: 9:36pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
TYPES OF SLAPS. There are 8 major types of slaps, they are: 1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.. 2)RESOUNDING SLAP : This is when after you're hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices n your head singing ijinjin moji lowuromi mobeleda soro..... 3) FORMATTING SLAP :This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP : when someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros,sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o,i just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time. 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind, al you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.. 6) RHETORICAL SLAP :The moment you download this slap you start asking questions that don't need reply " ADEOLA you slap me?.. DENTIST SLAP: When you get the slap one tooth will fly out of your mouth.... Pls laff n share. Which one have u ever had? Also feel free to add urs 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by thelegend1(m): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Lol 1 Like |
Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by INTROVERT(f): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by Nobody: 9:42pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by ladyF(f): 9:46pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Hmmmmmm. ....I don't get |
Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by dejavski(m): 9:47pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Lol @ number 3 That type a military man gives and you brain goes into recess mode |
Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by heftycul: 9:52pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by lordm(m): 9:56pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
I like formating slap |
Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by mekonglobal(m): 8:23am On Sep 11, 2015 |
:DMesmerising slap....when downloaded, u will end up pumping hot mess from ur anus. 1 Like |
Re: Check Out The Type Of Slap By Africans by trybe(m): 10:42am On Sep 11, 2015 |
*galaxy slapĀ« after receiving dis knda slap you can't help but to see stars roaming in front of u! 1 Like |
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