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If U Dnt Laf It Means Ure Very Hungry by elvfab4(m): 7:48pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
[9/10, 10:32 AM] +234 803 481 9780: Pls Friend i need ur Advice;; Last night wen I was asleep, I mistakenly forgot to close my mouth & a RAT entered my stomach through my mouth... The RAT has been disturbing my stomach since morning.... It has eaten all d food left in my stomach & now eatin my intestine... Please should I swallow CAT to kill d RAT or should I take RAT poison [9/10, 10:56 AM] +234 803 481 9780: A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earth worm. After a little while the worm dissolved and he asked the child, "what lesson can you learn from this?" The boy replied, "when we take alcohol, we won't have worms." [9/10, 11:20 AM] Cesc: Are u 18yrs & above? Do u av a valid I'd passport? can u speak English & any other language? Are u looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of #850,000 and a weekly allowance of 150,000? No work during weekends & u only have to work halfday on fridays? IF u're interested in this job,pls contact me with ur full details...SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER,COS MESELF DEY FIND DAT KIND JOB....."lolzzzzzz see Dem 2 Likes |
Re: If U Dnt Laf It Means Ure Very Hungry by Jetjacky(m): 7:49pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
lol I'm laughing... so I'm happy |
Re: If U Dnt Laf It Means Ure Very Hungry by braine(m): 7:55pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
I didn't laugh, even though I just ate. |
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