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Marriage Blues(must See) by joewizzy247: 8:35pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
CASE 1.
Getting married is like going to a
restaurant
with
friends. You order what you want, then
when you
see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had
ordered
that.
CASE 2.
At the cocktail party, one woman said
to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong
finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I
married the wrong man."
CASE 3 .
Before a man is married, he is
incomplete. Then
when
he is married, he is finished.
CASE 4.
Marriage is an institution in which a
man loses
his bachelor's degree and the woman
gets her
master's status.
CASE 5.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,
how much
does it cost to get married?" And the
father
replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying for it."
CASE 6.
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that
in
some
parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his
wife until
he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most
countries, son."
CASE 7 .
Then there was a man who said, "I
never knew what
real happiness was until I got married,
and then
it
was too late."
CASE 8.
A happy marriage is a matter of give
and take;
the
husband gives and the wife takes. CASE 9
When a newly married man looks
happy, we know
why.
But when a ten-year married man looks
happy, we
wonder why. Affair?.
CASE 10.
Married life is very frustrating. In the
first
year
of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens. In the third year, they both
speak and
the
neighbors listen.
CASE 11.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her
husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the
Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice it."
CASE 12.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified :
"Wife
wanted". The next day, he received
hundreds of
letters. They all said the same thing
"You can have
mine."
CASE 13.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the
car is
new
or his wife is new.
CASE 14.
A woman was telling her friend: "It is I
who made
my husband a millionaire." "And what
was he before
you married him?" the friend asked. The
woman replied, "A multimillionaire." |
Re: Marriage Blues(must See) by xpac01(m): 8:43pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
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