peterswagg:
mine was at secondary school back then. A student was caught jumping the school fence and was arrested,he was then ask to mention the name of those that accompany him.
1st student: segun was there
segun:me? I were there?I were not there joor...

back in high school.... "if u like come, if u like don't come ,u are wasting ur money father"

I remember wen my English was tired and he said " I have tired"

famousdad:
I remember wen my English was tired and he said " I have tired"

I rather kill my self than commit suicide. My fellow widows. Na only u waka come?? Deris god ooo...;(;( #patience# I MISS HER

Do you want me to division myself into twice, don't you know I'm once.



If you didn't did it, say you didn't did it.


Dose dayz ovv mah biology teacher.

heeqhmart:
Do you want me to division myself into twice, don't you know I'm once.




If you didn't did it, say you didn't did it.



Dose dayz ovv mah biology teacher.

I can't forget DAT evening in a public bus when one fine babe with a baby on her back was sitting in my front so her baby's shoe fell inside d bus so I picked it and I said ' your shoe's baby fell on d floor,... No be small thing oo

nuelldido:
I can't forget DAT evening in a public bus when one fine babe with a baby on her back was sitting in my front so her baby's shoe fell inside d bus so I picked it and I said ' your shoe's baby fell on d floor,... No be small thing oo

Luchi20:
I rather kill my self than commit suicide.
My fellow widows.
Na only u waka come??
Deris god ooo...;(;(
#patience# I MISS HER

Lol

heeqhmart:
Do you want me to division myself into twice, don't you know I'm once.




If you didn't did it, say you didn't did it.



Dose dayz ovv mah biology teacher.

Bacteriocin:
This one happened some years back while we were chilling in a local call centre in oluwo, abeokuta. The name of the last bus stop is police post because there is a police post in that area. This girl just came and called the person she came to meet to inform him she has got there. She put the call through and said, "hello, I'm in police custody. Come and pick me.
Everybody just swell like gari ijebu for her to leave so that we could burst.

Re you a student of Mapoly ?

Jozzy4:


Re you a student of Mapoly ?

I was

Wow.. I love dis thread, keep it comin guys....

obainojazz:
Your face look similar

like my yoruba teacher in badagry grammar school in 2001 "I see you here, I see you there, are you twice"

Referring to two Ladies who are sisters and look alike.

Or "I pursue here, I pursue you there, you run paki ( cassava in yoruba).

arsetalks:
like my yoruba teacher in badagry grammar school in 2001 "I see you here, I see you there, are you twice"

Referring to two Ladies who are sisters and look alike.

Or "I pursue here, I pursue you there, you run paki ( cassava in yoruba).

MrScript:
Wow.. I love dis thread, keep it comin guys....

keep it coming...wen u cannt contribute anytin

ddugeri:

keep it coming...wen u cannt contribute anytin

He will just give him a lil time..

famousdad:
back in high school.... "if u like come, if u like don't come ,u are wasting ur money father"

teacher: Have yu swept the class dz morning Students: no, sir teacher: oya, swept the class. Swept, swept!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eJkNpNOxeg

heeqhmart:
teacher: Have yu swept the class dz morning
Students: no, sir
teacher: oya, swept the class. Swept, swept!!

Recently I had a meeting with a car dealer who wanted to kill me with English. Here is our conversation:

Me: Sir it was nice chatting with u.
Car Dearler: The PLEASURE ARE ALL MINE.
Me: Let me have ur card Sir.
Car Dealer: (Handing over his card he said..) I HAS 4 LINE, IT ARE ALL ALIVE!!

Guys don't spoil the fun, let's hear urs..

Come on people u can do better...

Let's hear urs. Don't spoil d fun.

back then in secondary school our teacher was absent and we wanted to keep d class lively so we started telling stories
a guy started BT was interrupted,one gal just shouted from d back"be talking be going".she actually wanted to say continue

Lol

Let's hear urs...

I went to bank to make some payment, school fee to be precise. I met a lady on the que, she ws so quiet. as a sharp guy, I thought she was one of the church girl. so I tried to force myself in front of her o boy see me see trouble. Me be like, excuse me ma, I was here. then she stared at me and said: u think am a foolish abi? Ok, because I was standing here jejely abi? do u knwn where I came from

Tazz22:
I went to bank to make some payment, school fee to be precise. I met a lady on the que, she ws so quiet. as a sharp guy, I thought she was one of the church girl. so I tried to force myself in front of her o boy see me see trouble. Me be like, excuse me ma, I was here. then she stared at me and said: u think am a foolish abi? Ok, because I was standing here jejely abi? do u knwn where I came from

Lol...she must be from EKITI-KPUPA

I saw you there and I'm seeing you hear again, are you twice?