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No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 10:49am On Apr 08, 2009
hello all,i av realsd dt u av not bin closa 2 God,so I tot of sharing d word of God wt u. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


A blind grl hatd hrsef cos she was blind. She hatd evry1, excpt hr lovin b.f. He was alwys der 4 her. She tld her b.f, 'If only I cld only see the world, I will mary u.'
tongue tongue tongue kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

One day, som1 donatd a pair of eyes to her. Wen the bandages came off, she was able to see evryin, includin her b.f. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you mary me?' cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


The girl luked at her b.f and saw dat he was blind.
The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't xpctd dat. The thought of lukin at dem the rest of her life led her to refuse to mary him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:
'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours, they were mine. cry cry cry cry cry cry
'
This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word -Think of someone who can't speak. shocked shocked shocked shocked


B4 you complain abt the taste of your food - Think of some1 who has nothing to eat. cool


b4 you complain abt your husband or wife - Think of som1who's crying out to for a companion. wink


b4 you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. smiley


Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without error and we all answer to the Divine.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank the Divine you're alive and still around. cheesy wink

brethren such is life,i pray u all make use of sday's sermon. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

God bless u all cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 10:51am On Apr 08, 2009
That was really good. It did touch something on the inside.

Thanks again!
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:00am On Apr 08, 2009
thank u deary
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:04am On Apr 08, 2009
lola wen last u go church?
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:07am On Apr 08, 2009
i no dey miss am sam sam cheesy
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2009
lola no be christian now
she be next to Imam in the mosque
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:09am On Apr 08, 2009
i no say u no dey enta church until offering tym don pass
Re: No Joke---preaching time by dani1luv: 11:12am On Apr 08, 2009
Lola. . .

That was great
cheesy
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:13am On Apr 08, 2009
romade:

i no say u no dey enta church until offering tym don pass

One can only know that is done becos they do same!
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:13am On Apr 08, 2009
Dani--- You be ghost?

or do u just like ignoring Bliss?
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:14am On Apr 08, 2009
becos of d 5N wey shola wan contribute,na wah oo.

shola se enu muren shocked shocked shocked

dani olora ma pleasure tongue tongue

bliss dani don ofend u b4
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:15am On Apr 08, 2009
na only pipul wey matter me self go dey see from 2day
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Ben13: 11:17am On Apr 08, 2009
But Lola, you can preach o shocked U must be a member of D lud's chosin cheesy
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2009
nope MFM
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:18am On Apr 08, 2009
depends on how u wanna look at it,

The guy(or lady) dey bypass mi kwesions, even wen they are directed at him!

Makes me wanna pull mi hair and scream; you know - like that eminem's song!
Re: No Joke---preaching time by tytylayor: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2009
am komin
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:20am On Apr 08, 2009
bo jina o
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:21am On Apr 08, 2009
yes now
she dey preach when she dey sell paraga for oshodi
before she relocate to ojuelegba


@bliss
which of the Eminem song be that
say na STAN
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:24am On Apr 08, 2009
whre on hrt is yfy going
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:25am On Apr 08, 2009
she dey find her BRA
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Ben13: 11:25am On Apr 08, 2009
[size=15pt]Oya, offering time[/size]

the sermon is over. It' time to give bountifully to gawd!

Ushers, Make sure people like shola and his boyz do not come near the offering plate with their N5 offering. cheesy

Blisseing, lead the chorus. cheesy
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:29am On Apr 08, 2009
with her croaky voice
Re: No Joke---preaching time by EFOSAVAL(f): 11:30am On Apr 08, 2009
chineke cheesy
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:31am On Apr 08, 2009
abeg pastor wey my change oooooooo?
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:32am On Apr 08, 2009
Roma, reeve me arone o! eh hen---

@Ben, 'Big boi' is relative o! Big bois to some are small bois.
Re: No Joke---preaching time by tytylayor: 11:34am On Apr 08, 2009
i no understand dis kain church o, i don miss road o shocked
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:35am On Apr 08, 2009
and pls bring forth all offerings 2 me
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2009
go back now
we no dey allow dis kind dress
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:38am On Apr 08, 2009
na wah o she no sabi wetin to wear enta church

Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:39am On Apr 08, 2009
abeg ma skirt still reach knee nah
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:39am On Apr 08, 2009
with all ur boobs outside
u want commit pastor to adultery?
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:43am On Apr 08, 2009
na only mee u see.abeg reav me jorh

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