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No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 10:49am On Apr 08, 2009 |
hello all,i av realsd dt u av not bin closa 2 God,so I tot of sharing d word of God wt u. A blind grl hatd hrsef cos she was blind. She hatd evry1, excpt hr lovin b.f. He was alwys der 4 her. She tld her b.f, 'If only I cld only see the world, I will mary u.' One day, som1 donatd a pair of eyes to her. Wen the bandages came off, she was able to see evryin, includin her b.f. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you mary me?' The girl luked at her b.f and saw dat he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't xpctd dat. The thought of lukin at dem the rest of her life led her to refuse to mary him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, before they were yours, they were mine. ' This is how the human brain often works when our 'status changes'. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word -Think of someone who can't speak. B4 you complain abt the taste of your food - Think of some1 who has nothing to eat. b4 you complain abt your husband or wife - Think of som1who's crying out to for a companion. b4 you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren. Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without error and we all answer to the Divine. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank the Divine you're alive and still around. brethren such is life,i pray u all make use of sday's sermon. God bless u all |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 10:51am On Apr 08, 2009 |
That was really good. It did touch something on the inside. Thanks again! |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:00am On Apr 08, 2009 |
thank u deary |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:04am On Apr 08, 2009 |
lola wen last u go church? |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:07am On Apr 08, 2009 |
i no dey miss am sam sam |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2009 |
lola no be christian now she be next to Imam in the mosque |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:09am On Apr 08, 2009 |
i no say u no dey enta church until offering tym don pass |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by dani1luv: 11:12am On Apr 08, 2009 |
Lola. . . That was great |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:13am On Apr 08, 2009 |
romade: One can only know that is done becos they do same! |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:13am On Apr 08, 2009 |
Dani--- You be ghost? or do u just like ignoring Bliss? |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:14am On Apr 08, 2009 |
becos of d 5N wey shola wan contribute,na wah oo. shola se enu muren dani olora ma pleasure bliss dani don ofend u b4 |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:15am On Apr 08, 2009 |
na only pipul wey matter me self go dey see from 2day |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Ben13: 11:17am On Apr 08, 2009 |
But Lola, you can preach o U must be a member of D lud's chosin |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2009 |
nope MFM |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:18am On Apr 08, 2009 |
depends on how u wanna look at it, The guy(or lady) dey bypass mi kwesions, even wen they are directed at him! Makes me wanna pull mi hair and scream; you know - like that eminem's song! |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by tytylayor: 11:18am On Apr 08, 2009 |
am komin |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:20am On Apr 08, 2009 |
bo jina o |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:21am On Apr 08, 2009 |
yes now she dey preach when she dey sell paraga for oshodi before she relocate to ojuelegba @bliss which of the Eminem song be that say na STAN |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:24am On Apr 08, 2009 |
whre on hrt is yfy going |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:25am On Apr 08, 2009 |
she dey find her BRA |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Ben13: 11:25am On Apr 08, 2009 |
[size=15pt]Oya, offering time[/size] the sermon is over. It' time to give bountifully to gawd! Ushers, Make sure people like shola and his boyz do not come near the offering plate with their N5 offering. Blisseing, lead the chorus. |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:29am On Apr 08, 2009 |
with her croaky voice |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by EFOSAVAL(f): 11:30am On Apr 08, 2009 |
chineke |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:31am On Apr 08, 2009 |
abeg pastor wey my change oooooooo? |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by blissieng(f): 11:32am On Apr 08, 2009 |
Roma, reeve me arone o! eh hen--- @Ben, 'Big boi' is relative o! Big bois to some are small bois. |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by tytylayor: 11:34am On Apr 08, 2009 |
i no understand dis kain church o, i don miss road o |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:35am On Apr 08, 2009 |
and pls bring forth all offerings 2 me |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2009 |
go back now we no dey allow dis kind dress |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by romsky: 11:38am On Apr 08, 2009 |
na wah o she no sabi wetin to wear enta church
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Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:39am On Apr 08, 2009 |
abeg ma skirt still reach knee nah |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by sholabanke(m): 11:39am On Apr 08, 2009 |
with all ur boobs outside u want commit pastor to adultery? |
Re: No Joke---preaching time by Lolabbey: 11:43am On Apr 08, 2009 |
na only mee u see.abeg reav me jorh |
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