Barcelona might like to think that a Bayern Munich side smarting from a 5-1 humiliation at the weekend will pose no threat to their Champions League ambitions.
   Coach Pep Guardiola, however, believes such a result is dangerous as his team prepare to meet the German champions in the first leg of their quarter-final at the Nou Camp.
   Guardiola has a doubt over the fitness of midfielder Yaya Toure who is due to return after a thigh muscle tear but captain Puyol and midfielder Iniesta are fit again after injury layoffs.

   Bayern coach Juergen Klinsmann has recovered Hamit Altintop from injury while striker Luca Toni played for the first time in the 5-1 defeat at VfL Wolfsburg on Saturday after more than four weeks out with a heel injury.
   But the Germans, who defend an undefeated run in the Champions League this season, will be without striker Miroslav Klose, out for several more weeks after surgery, and central defender Lucio, who sustained a thigh injury on Saturday.

   Promises to be tough as nails.  .  .kindly keep the thread alive with updates from the pitch, people.

I hope Yaya scores but Barca should be beaten

You're supporting Bayern 'cos of Dayo, abi? Hope you're aware Messi was gifted a goal by the German defenders. Was left in acres of space.

Eto'o has netted number two Muki, please go hold Dayo's hand ASAP.

It's 3-0 in favour of Barca, chei Bayern don suffer.

See how Bayern is being desecrated !!!!!!!!

Nice one Barca!

Oh my Gawd!!!!!! Fourth goalllllllllllllll for Barca 



Dayo will be needing Dr. kitaun , cos Barca are not done yet , its just the first half

Barca is ruthless!

Please can someone wake me up!!!!

Barcelona 4 Dayokanu 0

and the fifth almost went in,

Did u guys see Henrys celebration


Hand across d neck as in Murder All of Them

just how did BM get to the Q/F?
they don't deserve to play in the CL next season.

Where is Dayokanu?

This Barcelona are Murderous. . . . . they are on fire.

Hahaha.  .  .it's a totally pathetic display from Bayern.

  No MF, zero defense. Eto'o, Henry, and Messi are just having fun splitting the back open like crazy

that ref is authentically blind and stupid for booking messi even when the defender clearly fouled him in the box. English refs are so useless. I hope he Doesn't award 3 yellow cards in this game today.

Why why why? Just first half. A team that broke UCL record?! Think Dayokanu boys relaxed too much or are they playing their best? Liverpool and Chelsea would be so happy they didn't meet this team.

Where's DayoTWATnu??

THE END

WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO

Poor dayo, raped like a stubborn virgin. Thank God for the referee who ended the match. I thank God for my own o! At least hope still dey but 4-0, Miracle time, I doubt Pastor Chris self will take that risk.

Phony200:

Poor dayo, raped like a stubborn virgin. Thank God for the referee who ended the match. I thank God for my own o! At least hope still dey but 4-0, Miracle time, I doubt Pastor Chris self will take that risk.

Hahahahahaha. . . . . . .Dayokanu's team was massively disgraced.

Dayo loff

sorry o . .

Good Grief!!! Lets have a minute naah scratch that four minutes of silence for Bayern Munchen i can only hope poor old DK has not caught a stroke or cerebral palsy
I remember pleading with Bayern to save some goals for the next round when they where demolishing Sporting Lisbon

A-40:

Good Grief!!! Lets have a minute naah scratch that four minutes of silence for Bayern Munchen i can only hope poor old DK has not caught a stroke or cerebral palsy
I remember pleading with Bayern to save some goals for the next round when they where demolishing Sporting Lisbon

When we got 0-0 there last season, y'all guys were all over us like a rash.
Going to Camp Nou is like going to a Lion's den. . . . .I am so glad we won't be meeting em until the final.
Hopefully, Chelsea would do English clubs a big favour by taking em out in the next round.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!


Dayokanu has been admitted to the hospital.
He is currently in the ICU.
NLanders please pray for him. He is still our friend.

~Sauron~:

When we got 0-0 there last season, y'all guys were all over us like a rash.
Going to Camp Nou is like going to a Lion's den. . . . .I am so glad we won't be meeting em until the final.
Hopefully, Chelsea would do English clubs a big favour by taking em out in the next round.

is it not too early to be dreaming??

Chamo shattup

mukina2:

is it not too early to be dreaming??

Dreaming?? U shall see. . . . . . .

Where's African Peter Crouch??
Send ma regards to him on his sick bed.
Messi wants his used condoms back. . . . . .I heard Dayo had it stuck in his ass when he fainted.

y'all cats know we always play to win
i must say i'm dissappointed with our 2nd half performance, 4 goals is not enough representation of the difference in class

but dayokanu is a close friend of mine. . . . . bayern were brave and didnt come to defend with 11 men like the supposed world champions last year
anyways, the tie's not over

i know the next thing now is for peeps to start crucifying bayern's defence and how poor they are just like la liga teams
no worries, ur team might be NEXT

Dayo sweetie . .since you did not watch the match lemme help you catch small action  here

First it was the Argentinian whiz kid

Then Eto'o

Then Messi Again

and Th had to rub it in once more

Barca are heartless: But I believe they can't try this with Arsenal cost they play similar pattern of football. End there Pep avoids Arsenal

now that was a super white wash end of the road for beryern? na wa o. the game sweet no be small unlike pool game wey mumu bush meat dey pursue hunter una see am liverpool wan throw wey my soup. lai lai na me go laugh last. i dey kamnpe