Big4wig:
Tonto be like ''u can look but u can't touch''

All nairaland guys must pray with me
(1) My father my Father! Anywhere any
girl is
planning to use me as a
MUGU, God destroy her plans!
(2) Oh God! Any girl that is using her
breast to
confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Born
them
(3) Any girl that has vowed that she
would never
date me, God make her to see me taking
her 4
shopping in her dream.!
(4) Any girl that has slept with 5
different men
including me and wants to tie me down
with
pregnancy that is not mine, God make
her forget
my
name!
(5) Any girl that m dating and calls me
only to tell
me her BIS/AIRTIME has expired.. Oh
Lord..
Divert
her calls to kidnappers. Amen.

A pervert is a pervert any day, any time.
[size=16pt]A Pervert is a pervert, any day, any time.
Do Not Quote Me. Do So At Your Own Risk!!![/size]

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That guy is like o boy! So this is the expensive ring Churchill put on your finger?

Man: babe how market?
Tonto: wetin even carry me come here!

Why is a media house like this one always talking about this girl ?it simply means that they have nothing serious or good to tell us anymore .tonto is like saying "one girl so for upper iweka"....NA waa o[color=#006600][/color]

CFCfan:
She looks like sleekyshuga

Which of the Sleeky?

mznuez:
:-XWow
She's taking enough sperm now

Like you do right?

Man;see something. TONTO,wetin this one dey look,well if you're done you'll take your eyes off me.idiot.

man: na tatooo be dis?.
tonto: no na picture,idiot.

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Sleekyshuga:

Which of the Sleeky?

Your sleeky

Man----- Biaa, na tatoo be this?
Gal---- bonamm.

MRBrownJ:
"remove that cup from the front let everybody see the tittays i will be sucking later... Toto abi kitten dikeh, tonight na me and you!"

#offpoint mode activated. chai!!! wetin you write no even relate at all at all. bros why na??

The man is giving her jamb QUESTION..........and she is paying no ATTENTION