1. Dr. PDF
This is that lecturer that sends study
materials and publications to students’ mail
boxes or sometimes to the cla$$
representative; who in turn forwards it to
every students whom it may concern prior to
the time when the cla$$ finally holds. He
comes to cla$$ the next week to explain the
materials in detail and answer questions
from every students that has one to ask. He
even receives and answers questions via e-
mail. No doubt, every student loves this
lecturer; though they are scarcely in this
side of the world.


2. Lecturer West
You know how Kanye West barely smiles,
right? Even on his wedding. Yeah, it’s really
weird. This is the case of Mr. Kanye West
too. He comes to the lecture theatre,
scornfully faced, zero smile and begins
lecturing. You’ll be making a huge mistake if
you’re planning to get on his wrong side.
Also, he doesn’t really care if you decipher
what he has spewed for the past 2 hours or
not. Don’t bother telling him you don’t
understand either, because “ Meet those who
understand” has always been his reply.


3. Mrs. Anti-Nonsense
This lady lecturer gets irritated at the sight
of almost anything any of her students do.
You dare not reply the numerous calls of
nature in her cla$$. She’s anti-nature too I
guess. She doesn’t condone yawning,
sneezing, whispering, murmuring, clapping,
sighing and so on. She doesn’t permit
sweating too! Oh well!


4. Mr. Ins
Yes. Mr. Ins. is number 3. Don’t even make
the mistake of thinking “Ins” stands for
inspiration. No way! You’re so far from it.
Ins. as used here means “Insults”: in it’s
highest form. Ask Mr. Ins a question that he
deems irrelevant and you might regret the
minute your alarm woke you. “It would have
made perfect sense if you were delivered as
a log of wood at birth. Carpenters would at
least use you to make a board. That way,
everyone, including me, would definitely feel
your presence in this cla$$”. Those were Mr.
Ins exact words to a colleague. He didn’t eat
for two days straight.


5. Prof. Einstein
Personally, lecturers in these category are
my favorite. They make me grin all the time.
Prof. Einstein is the lecturer that has never
had less than 80% in all examinations he has
ever written. He comes to cla$$ and boast
that he came top of his cla$$ in all schools
and institutions he attended. He tells
mundane tales of how he reads for 12 hours
daily when he was a student. Lest I forget,
he “almost” invented a car that runs on
cooking oil too. He calls all his student dumb
and says he performed way better than
they’re currently doing. He even says he
once lectured the current President of the
country and he his a mentor to the governor.
Funny thing is: He thinks the “dumb
students” believes him just because he is
being applauded; whereas deep down their
minds, they’re drowning in a pool of
laughter. Haha.