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Ridiculous Crime by Nobody: 3:49pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
This one won a Darwin Award in 1989. Direct from
Melbourne, Australia, a 24-year-old black belt in
Chinese Kung Fu, on receiving his 1st degree, was
pumped up by his instructor with the brilliant
knowledge that he could now overpower and kill a
wild animal with his bare hands.
He immediately put the Lord his God to the test, as
it were, by driving to the Melbourne zoo, sneaking
in after dark and jumping into the lion exhibit. Not
that the lions couldn’t have taken him one-on-one,
but they saw no need to fight fair. All the police and
zookeepers found in the morning were his hands,
clenched with red fur in them.
This qualifies as a crime, since it is illegal to
trespass in a zoo after closing time, and besides
this, the lions had to be retrained not to attack
humans, as they now had a taste for human flesh. |
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