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Lets Build A Rocket by tripdizle(m): 5:57pm On Oct 05, 2006
General Sani Abacha of Nigeria at his weekly cabinet meeting, informed his ministers that President Jerry Rawlings of Ghana built a Space Shuttle and would travel to Mars in the coming months. General Abacha then declared that he wanted to build a Rocket and would travel to the Sun.

In fear, Abacha's ministers replied, "But General, how can we travel to the Sun when it is so hot? We will melt from the heat".

"You fools!" shouted Abacha. "Of course we will melt. Don't you think I know that? We will build the rocket and travel to the Sun at night!"
Re: Lets Build A Rocket by Oracle(m): 3:44am On Oct 06, 2006
well then, they should start building it.
The only problem is that he doesn't want to go alone
Re: Lets Build A Rocket by iice(f): 4:14am On Oct 06, 2006
Ahahahahahahaha stupid man lol night ke, thats when part of the earth is not facing the sun tongue
Re: Lets Build A Rocket by kiki(f): 4:17am On Oct 06, 2006
he is so dumb
Re: Lets Build A Rocket by tripdizle(m): 7:18pm On Nov 26, 2006
dats a typical xample of an hausa man
Re: Lets Build A Rocket by Pamperme: 1:50pm On Nov 28, 2006
@ trip dizle
That was uncalled for. angry
Re: Lets Build A Rocket by akx(m): 7:34pm On Nov 28, 2006
smashing!!!!!
Re: Lets Build A Rocket by tripdizle(m): 12:16pm On Dec 04, 2006
Soory just kidding smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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