Akpos Question! 1st SEMESTER EXAM Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins Section A (All questions carry equal marks) 1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ? 2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ? 3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? 4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ? 5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? 6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo? SECTION B 1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ? 4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X? 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? SECTION C 1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss. 2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' NO SIDE TALK CHEATING GOOD LUCK =)) =)) Your time starts now!.

Section A 1. No nd kia 2. Mook 3. Na the University weh get d highest number of girls using blackberry nah 4. Buhari doesn't know what facebook is so they re not friends 5. Cost of moi= 5.25 6. General Sani Abacha SECTION B 1. Nigerian politicians 2. Nawa oh this one follow? 3. Hermophrodite 4. x boyfriend/girlfriend= 50,000,000 ,friend cancel friend=x boy/girl=50,000,000 hence xboy=50,000,000girls since research show dat boys equal girls 50.3:49.7 then 50,000,000girls = 50,603,621,730.1boys hence X = 50,603,621,730. 1 Extra sheet pls and make it two

@op,

I fit sorth this course.

How much??

Nawa ooo this thing is funny wella.
Laughing na serious medicine.