I was walking down the street with my sister when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," my sister I said, "he his not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

my sister said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

back in the house

Great way to impress husband.

is that a way of getting the husband impressed or
a way of getting more money from the husband

so what?

my God
this kind job wey u carry giv me too much for me now

no be eveyone be olodo like studio

to who?

me?

okay am here.

what is the problem ?

problem is that u are here again wit ur wahala

which wahala be dat?

no mor shopping, homeless woman, same ni

studio must see this

which studio be that?

e no go pass oko ashewo

Don't really get it,how come its the brother asking the questions and not the sister? Abeg post something funny next time, 

he don tire now
him name even resemble that of terrorist

wetin u fink?

i dey tink say me and u sppose marry

everytime i see u sumtin go dey raise

"him name even resemble that of terrorist"
Atleast e no resamble pomade as in romade

good point of view

B4U,IWAZ:

studio must see this

clemcykul:

e no go pass oko ashewo

watch it mehn, CUZ I HAVE A REP. TO PROTECT

@post Nice one.