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Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Burger01(m): 1:56pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
I can bet that those guys are APC fans.

That was for humor though

Wasted PDP loser undecided

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Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by TonyeBarcanista(m): 1:57pm On Sep 17, 2015

Burger01:

Wasted PDP loser

Useful APC winner

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Burger01(m): 1:59pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
Useful APC winner

Comot jare angry

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Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by stanvesco(m): 1:59pm On Sep 17, 2015

BabaNath:
So far they are happy using this, they are better than some of the rich who can afford anything but happiness

who told u,d rich are nt happy?
D analogys nt cool ok,

if dat fone fall off dat rake,dats wen u wil know a selfie stik is unda 2k.

#the rich are as happy as d poor, and d poor can be as unhappy as the rich#

infact d rich are alot happier dan d poor?
Constant lyt
gud fud
internet conect
no skool fees wahala
gud house
gud medika care
bta housing,

common,

who eva tot up dis mentality dat d poor are happier dan d rich, was just scamming d poor,

if u doubt me,go to a slum.....n listen carefully

dn go to a Gra,or a highclass estate??

human problms still remain d same,howeva i beta b in wealth,n b unhappy,
dan bin poor n stil b unhapy

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by lampardizik(m): 2:00pm On Sep 17, 2015

agarawu23:
must politics be involved in everything?

And must you be so serious all the time

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by TonyeBarcanista(m): 2:01pm On Sep 17, 2015

Burger01:
Comot jare

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by lurlah2014(f): 2:04pm On Sep 17, 2015

ABII OOO@AGARAWU M*M* IGBO BOI

agarawu23:
must politics be involved in everything?

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by viktor01(m): 2:11pm On Sep 17, 2015

[b][/b]

majamajic:

self timer will complete the game

10 SECS. TINZ

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Ahmed4002(m): 2:12pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
Na joke na... Haba!

. Oya counter thread grin

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by kennydee05(m): 2:32pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:

Okay, let's sign a memorandum of understanding. Draw your terms and conditions, lemme draw mine! Let's see how we can forge a common ground.

Amend your ways and criticise logically

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by TonyeBarcanista(m): 2:36pm On Sep 17, 2015

At the fullness of time grin

Ahmed4002:
. Oya counter thread

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Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Ahmed4002(m): 2:44pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
At the fullness of time

You no well barca.

Start comedy abeg.

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by missKiffy(f): 2:48pm On Sep 17, 2015

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by TonyeBarcanista(m): 2:59pm On Sep 17, 2015

Ahmed4002:

You no well barca.

Start comedy abeg.

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by imma2(m): 3:16pm On Sep 17, 2015

Na this one make sense pass

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Ahmed4002(m): 3:17pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:

Tafiya gida barca.

Translation. Go to the children house

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by MichaelSokoto(m): 3:20pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
I can bet that those guys are APC fans.

That was for humor though

Lol

I no dey there sha oo! cool

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Moz22: 3:28pm On Sep 17, 2015

Check this out

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by kay29000(m): 3:31pm On Sep 17, 2015

Moz22:
Check this out

lol! Very creative.

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by TonyeBarcanista(m): 3:32pm On Sep 17, 2015

Maybe you should consider educating me on Hausa language.

Na gode

Ahmed4002:

Tafiya gida barca.

Translation. Go to the children house

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by BabaNath(m): 3:32pm On Sep 17, 2015

stanvesco:

who told u,d rich are nt happy?
D analogys nt cool ok,

if dat fone fall off dat rake,dats wen u wil know a selfie stik is unda 2k.

#the rich are as happy as d poor, and d poor can be as unhappy as the rich#

infact d rich are alot happier dan d poor?
Constant lyt
gud fud
internet conect
no skool fees wahala
gud house
gud medika care
bta housing,

common,

who eva tot up dis mentality dat d poor are happier dan d rich, was just scamming d poor,

if u doubt me,go to a slum.....n listen carefully

dn go to a Gra,or a highclass estate??

human problms still remain d same,howeva i beta b in wealth,n b unhappy,
dan bin poor n stil b unhapy

Did you skip the part where I wrote the word 'some'? Isn't my statement conditional? FYI, I am not poor and can never be.

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by TonyeBarcanista(m): 3:34pm On Sep 17, 2015

Na you be the guy on red shirt sef..

MichaelSokoto:

Lol
I no dey there sha oo!

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Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Ahmed4002(m): 3:38pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
Maybe you should consider educating me on Hausa language.

Na gode

Toh ba masala. - no prpblem

Zan koya Maka - I will teach you

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by TonyeBarcanista(m): 3:55pm On Sep 17, 2015

Ahmed4002:

Toh ba masala. - no prpblem

Zan koya Maka - I will teach you

I hope you don't mind sending some basics via mail?

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by stanvesco(m): 4:20pm On Sep 17, 2015

BabaNath:
Did you skip the part where I wrote the word 'some'? Isn't my statement conditional? FYI, I am not poor and can never be.

God 4bid dat u r poor,
am just saying,its nt true dat d poor r happy n som rich folks unhappy,

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Ahmed4002(m): 4:57pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:

I hope you don't mind sending some basics via mail?

Not connected with pm. Can't remember the email used.

Hausa Alphabet

Hausa has 23 to 25 consonant sounds, depending on the speaker. The Hausa alphabet consists of 29 letters

In the standard Romanized Hausa writing system, there are just five alphabetic symbols representing vowels:
a, e, i, o, u.

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by Ahmed4002(m): 5:00pm On Sep 17, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:

I hope you don't mind sending some basics via mail?

Personal Pronoun Possessive

ENGLISH HAUSA

First Person Singular
I, me Ni
It's me Ni ne
I will Come Zan Zo

Second Person Singular
You Kai
You! Come Here Kai! Zo nam
Where are You going? Ina Za ka je?
Is it you? Kai ne?
She is not here - Bata anan

First Person Plural
We/Us Mu
It's not us- Ba mu ba
We are coming - Mu na Zuwa

Second Person Plural
You Ku
You! Come Ku! Zo
Where are You? Ina ku ke?
I can't hear you -Ba na jin ku

Third Person Singular
He/She/It/Her/Him Shi/Ke/Shi Ita
He is Coming Yana Zuwa
She is Coming Tana Zuwa

Third Person Plural
They/Them Su
They are Coming Suna Zuwa
They are laughing Suna dariya

Possessive Pronouns
Mine Nawa
It is mine Nawa ne
Mine is good Nawa na da kyau
Mine is bad Nawa ba kyau
Is it mine? Nawa ne?

His Nashi
His is here Nashi na nan
Where is his own? Ina nashi?
His own has finished Nash ya kare

Hers Nata
Hers is good Nata na da kyau
It is not hers Ba nata ba
I will like hers Zan so nata

Ours -Namu
Ours is here - Namu na nan
Ours was fast - Namu ya yi sauri

Your -Naku
Yours is not here Ba naku anan
Is it yours? Naku ne?
It is not yours? Ba naku ba

Theirs Nasu
It is their Nasu ne
It is not theirs Ba nasu ba
The book is not theirs Takardan ba nasuba

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by shellliver: 5:15pm On Sep 17, 2015

But selfie stick no expensive na

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by bummyla(m): 5:32pm On Sep 17, 2015

hahahahhahahahahahahah! http://www.bummyla.com

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by olu1759(m): 5:34pm On Sep 17, 2015

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by agarawu23(m): 6:03pm On Sep 17, 2015

lampardizik:

And must you be so serious all the time

hmmmm

Re: When You Can't Afford A Selfie Stick (picx) Hilarious by agarawu23(m): 6:05pm On Sep 17, 2015

lurlah2014:
ABII OOO@AGARAWU M*M* IGBO BOI

that guy too mumu embarassed

BTW what do you mean by *M*M? Na new slang shocked

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