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Who Can Get This Answers Right by B3sty(m): 6:18am On Sep 18, 2015
EPL MOCK EXAM.
DURATION: 48 Hrs
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
SECTION A.
1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and d rise
of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16
(20marks).

2. Using Tottenham as an example describe
the force of gravity (15marks).

3. Manchester United sold Dimaria to PSG
for £44m where they had signed him for
£59.6m. Prepare a profit and loss account
(12mks)

4. Write an essay on the proverb ”old is
gold” in relation to Old Trafford.


SECTION B.

5. Calculate the probability of Arsenal
winning their next game in relation to
previous performances (20mks).

6. Estimate the velocity at which Liverpool
is depreciating considering the absence of
Coutinho (15mks).

7. With the aid of a diagram prove that
Cheseal will go trophyless this season
(15mks).

8. Without using tables list out the clubs
that will qualify for champions league next
season (10mks).

9. Explain the sudden quietness of all
Man Utd fans yesterday on all social
networks (20mks).

10. Complete this.
*In Wenger we trust.
*In Darglish we're happy.
*In Mourinho we.......?
11. Explain why the fourth position on the
league table stands as trophy to Arsenal
(10mks).

12. Who should take the blame for Chelsea
bad form? Explain (10mks)


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Re: Who Can Get This Answers Right by anuma1(m): 6:19am On Sep 18, 2015
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Re: Who Can Get This Answers Right by Niyeal(m): 6:20am On Sep 18, 2015
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Re: Who Can Get This Answers Right by B3sty(m): 6:23am On Sep 18, 2015
Niyeal:
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Thanks.

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