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Computer Troubles: Again (for The Weekend!) by feelgood(m): 1:35pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
Computer Trouble, Again Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one. --- Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good. I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet! It's still on my desk. Sorry. --- Tech support: Click on the My Computer icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? --- Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello. I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on Start for me and, Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill Gates! --- Customer: Hi, good afternoon. This is Martha and I can't print. Every time I try, it says "Can't Find Printer." I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it. --- Customer: I have problems printing in red. Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah! Thank you. --- Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at 7-11. --- Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: Okay. Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes. Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work. --- Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter "V" as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? --- Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. --- Tech support: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer. --- Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. --- Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: Okay and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter "a" in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? --- A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech Support: Are you running it under Windows? Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine. --- Tech support: Okay, Bob, let's press the Control and Escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now, type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager. Customer: I don't have a "P." Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P," on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'm not going to do that! |
Re: Computer Troubles: Again (for The Weekend!) by naijadiva2(f): 8:16pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
funny |
Re: Computer Troubles: Again (for The Weekend!) by iice(f): 7:26am On Oct 07, 2006 |
Ahahahahahah cool and some are true |
Re: Computer Troubles: Again (for The Weekend!) by skyhadi16(m): 2:53pm On Oct 07, 2006 |
People do not P on ur keyboard ooo!! |
Re: Computer Troubles: Again (for The Weekend!) by Lolabbey: 10:38am On Mar 03, 2009 |
nice one |
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