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Different Slap U Can Relate To If U Are Brought Up By Yoruba Mothers / Yoruba MOTHERS / Yoruba Mothers!!! (2) (3) (4)
How To Know Yoruba Mothers by DahBlack(m): 2:38pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Joke of the Day !!!
Yoruba mothers are one of the best when
it comes
to child upbringing. Yoruba mothers
produce the best
range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make you
correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty
of IFOTI is,
you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN,
IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you
expose those
who
committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA will make you pee in your new
pants. And apart from IGBAJU, we have
an advanced one
which
is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and
your head will go into "auto-search"as
you'll be
looking for what hit you. Oh!!! IGBAJU
OLOYI... It can
reset someone to 3D (DEAF,Dumb and
DAFT). You'll
be told 'let's go home' and you'll say 'its in
my
pocket'... LOL !!! GOD bless our parents for
the good
upbringing. If you were brought-up in
yoruba
land,regardless of how caring your
mother was, you
would have encountered these slaps..... I
know
you're
now laughing unless you're not a YORUBA
but
make
sure you don't laugh alone... |
Re: How To Know Yoruba Mothers by coolhumble(m): 2:41pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
I am a living witness |
Re: How To Know Yoruba Mothers by Topsyvic(f): 2:47pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Lol..Luv my mum buh luv dad d best. |
Re: How To Know Yoruba Mothers by Nobody: 2:58pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Igbati oloyi , hmm! |
Re: How To Know Yoruba Mothers by Oxytocin(m): 5:29pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
ROTFLMAO!!!....... |
Re: How To Know Yoruba Mothers by Allwility: 5:19pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Lol. |
Re: How To Know Yoruba Mothers by dOnLarich: 7:48pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Whalai I did not laugh but I LAUGHED |
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