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Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by donidpizzy: 4:53pm On Sep 21, 2015
TYPES OF PASTORS
In this write up, I will identify three classes of pastors.
They are as follows:
1) Those divinely called by God.
2) Those called by men (man-appointed; if men appoint you, they can disappoint you equally )
3) Those who call themselves (self appointed)
Working in the ministry is by calling and not by appointment. God calls but men appoints.

See examples of each type here>>http://www.redeemershome.com/2015/09/types-of-pastors-you-need-to-know.html

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Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by ahnie(f): 5:06pm On Sep 21, 2015
La click,la bend.after a pastor ate my thousands of naira pretentiously.he tot he has caught a mugu,no body told him to pay after i went to his house,held his collar/throat and almost threw ourselves down from his one storey buildin,he was so afraid to Die.i was like...way you we must reason with Paale God concernin my money today.i guess he got the hint that,an angry waffi woman doesn't take nansense.trust me after payin my money,pastor umukoro avoids me like an egyptian plaque.
Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by ahnie(f): 5:12pm On Sep 21, 2015
Some pastors are just natural thieves.their thiefery is enviable. How i detect hungry pastors z very simple.by their sermons you can easily spot them out.there are some good ones tho,but Kai its very rare sinc the church is now in a comatose state.
Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by menesheh(m): 6:04pm On Sep 21, 2015
Are you saying that some pastors were really called by god?

In my own types of pastors we see around:

- those who by way of their behavior or genetic predisposition (behaves sometimes as if they are half-mad) see themselves or the society see them as being called by god.

- those that were coaxed into becoming a pastor by either their parents, guidance or the church)

- those that see the huge money obtainable in such venture, then decided to become a pastor.


- those that are extremists (zealous) in the church, then decided to be ordained to be a pastor.

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Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by hahn(m): 6:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
Since there is no such thing as a "God" then there is no such thing as a real pastor. All pastors know the truth and are only concerned about their business enterprise. Period

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Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by menesheh(m): 6:21pm On Sep 21, 2015
hahn:
Since there is no such thing as a "God" then there is no such thing as a real pastor. All pastors know the truth and are only concerned about their business enterprise. Period

Some pastors don't know the truth. Some are also the product of indoctrination. They depend on interpreting phenomenons vaguely as if it's true despite knowing fully well that it is coming from their brain.

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Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by keandre: 7:13pm On Sep 21, 2015
menesheh:
Are you saying that some pastors were really called by god?

In my own types of pastors we see around:

- those who by way of their behavior or genetic predisposition (behaves somethings as if they are half-mad) see themselves or the society see them as being called by god.

- those that were coaxed into becoming a pastor by either their parents, guidance or the church)

- those that see the huge money obtainable in such venture, then decided to become a pastor.


- those that are extremists (zealous) in the church, then decided to be ordained to be a pastor.

- those that are in for competition

- those that had fracas with their senior pastor(s),then decided to disassociate

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Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by keandre: 7:21pm On Sep 21, 2015
ahnie:
La click,la bend.after a pastor ate my thousands of naira pretentiously.he tot he has caught a mugu,no body told him to pay after i went to his house,held his collar/throat and almost threw ourselves down from his one storey buildin,he was so afraid to Die .i was like...way you we must reason with Paale God concernin my money today.i guess he got the hint that,an angry waffi woman doesn't take nansense.trust me after payin my money,pastor umukoro avoids me like an egyptian plaque.

u violated 1 Chronicles 16:22 . . You know what awaits you abi?
Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by ahnie(f): 7:55pm On Sep 21, 2015
Pastor umukoro,is that you?
keandre:

u violated 1 Chronicles 16:22 . . You know what awaits you abi?
Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by keandre: 8:24pm On Sep 21, 2015
ahnie:
Pastor umukoro,is that you?
no be only umukoro.. umukwurishi nko?
Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by hahn(m): 8:48pm On Sep 21, 2015
menesheh:


Some pastors don't know the truth. Some are also the product of indoctrination. They depend on interpreting phenomenons vaguely as if it's true despite knowing fully well that it is coming from their brain.

That one sef dey smiley
Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by ahnie(f): 5:01am On Sep 22, 2015
He sounded like pst umukoro.
keandre:


no be only umukoro.. umukwurishi nko?
he was even giving me reference as to what awaits me.kontinu
Re: Types Of Pastors You Need To Know by keandre: 7:00am On Sep 22, 2015
ahnie:
He sounded like pst umukoro.he was even giving me reference as to what awaits me.kontinu

Yea u cnt escape that fate,God is not a liar, his words are true

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