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My Dear Nigeria by yakamata(m): 5:09pm On Sep 22, 2015
WELCOME TO NIGERIA
* Where sex is free and love is costly.
* Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.
* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
* Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.
* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.
* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.
* Where temples are turned into dating points.
* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV.. . * Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.
* Where people fear thieves, robbers & BokoHaram than God...
* Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
* Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...
* Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
* Where the higher your offense the lower your punishment and vice versa...
* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers...
* Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"...
* Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor...
* Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...
* Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees.

WHAT A COUNTRY!!! Oh Lord, look down from heaven and have mercy on this great nation. Let there be a great turn around. If you love this country let me see your amen as well share the post probably it will reach & touch the hearts of those that have the power of the Nation in their palms!
Re: My Dear Nigeria by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 5:19pm On Sep 22, 2015
Lolz.........
Not all are true

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