A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

“I want the house,” he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, “I want the car, too,” but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she’s up to ninety mph. “All right,” he says, “I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too.”

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”

“Oh, really,” he says, “so what have you got?”

Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, ” The airbag.”

meaning?

good riddance to bad rubbish

nice joke

apply that cliche to yerself

u no dey pity am?

i dont have that word in my dic.

clem and dic, na waoo.

nice one

@cLEM
gOOD RIDDANCE TO U

*fuc*k u 4 dat comment*

_{Driven To Despair} You dey vex? No take head nack calabash o!

I go prefer her to hug live transformer, lol

See this NEPA woman!

nice joke!!!

@ben
very wicked, u go soon smoke knock-out