Gombe Youths Drink Lizard Excreta As Intoxicant
Submitted by AISAGBON OMOGIADE
Apr 11, 2009
Gombe Youths Drink Lizard Excreta As Intoxicant

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Gombe Youths Drink Lizard Excreta As Intoxicant


LIZARD dropping has become the major intoxicant in Gombe as a sizeable number of youths in the state now depend on it for stimulation, investigation has shown.


Investigation by newsmen revealed that the droppings have since taken over from Indian hemp and other drugs as the major stimulant in the state.


Youths, according to the investigation, take the droppings because of its potency as a strong intoxicant.



Newsmen also observed that the development had raised the value of the droppings, as it was no longer easy to find.


A user who spoke to on condition of anonymity, revealed that they usually assigned younger children to scout for the droppings after enticing them with token amounts.


‘’We just give them N5 or N10 to buy sweet or biscuit and they comb the nooks and crannies of the streets for the excreta,’’ he told newsmen after a monetary bargain.


Some youths arrested by the police for engaging in violence three weeks ago confirmed the shift from Indian hemp to lizard droppings.


Mr Hosea Karma, Deputy Commissioner of Police in Gombe, told newsmen that the youths had confessed to using the droppings to intoxicate them before engaging in their nefarious activities.


‘’When asked what they normally take before engaging in violence, some of them revealed that Indian hemp was no longer potent, and that lizard dropping was stronger,’’ he said.


‘’There is the need for parents to really wake up to their responsibilities of proper up-bringing of their children, to make it easy for the authorities to complement their efforts,’’ Karma advised.


On his part, Mr. Ishaku Iliya, Commander of NDLEA in Gombe, told newsmen that his men were yet to come across such practice in the state.


Asked to confirm the potency of the lizard excreta as an intoxicant, the commander said the white portion of the droppings was a killer drug.


‘’The white portion is rich in ammonia which intoxicates and it is the one they go for. They soak and drink it or sometimes mix it with Indian hemp for enhanced effect,’’ he revealed.

Are these guys so poor they cannot even buy ordinary weed

sisijinx

u vampires still dugging

hah

the way some of you think with your small minds,i wanted to read the post but then saw the true heading,GOMBE YOUTHS not northern youths! why must some of us stoop so low? when it comes south we are quick to say igbo man,yoruba ,edo e.t.c so why the generalization when it comes up north?

^^^^

my friend get rid of those vampires in north or sharrap

why should i try to get rid of vampires in the north when i am struggling with zombies in the south?

but the zombies lives along side vampires in the north

walahi

but the zombies lives along side vampires in the north

walahi

lmao drug addiction is not a problem of solely the North but this shit is hilarious.

Good,may be it help them rebel against religious indoctrinations.May be they will see what lizards see.lizards are smart,especially the male black headed red lizards that can jump from height of three story building to ground with ease and shake its head.

redsun:

Good,may be it help them rebel against religious indoctrinations.May be they will see what lizards see.lizards are smart,especially the male black headed red lizards that can jump from height of three story building to ground with ease and shake its head.

Lawd Hammercy!!

this story is false no link.

Lamidi-obi:

this story is false no link.

Your fellow brothers - make them kill themselves finish abeg

@ Topic

ikeyman00:

sisijinx

u vampires still dugging

hah

Whachu think boi

Su fara! ma su NL su fara

Jinx, yaya? shakara nawa?

DRANOEL:

the way some of you think with your small minds,i wanted to read the post but then saw the true heading,GOMBE YOUTHS not northern youths! why must some of us stoop so low? when it comes south we are quick to say igbo man,yoruba ,edo e.t.c so why the generalization when it comes up north?

ABEG HELP ME ASK THEM O!!!!

Sisi Jinx:

@ Topic

KAI! Hajia Sisi   kwana biu!! you still dey so? Sannu da zuwa!

*Hauwa*:

Su fara! ma su NL su fara 

Jinx, yaya? shakara nawa?

Lmao. . .  a sun fara 

Walahi ina gaya maki. . . Ba shakara

Mai Suya:

ABEG HELP ME ASK THEM O!!!!

KAI! Hajia Sisi   kwana biu!! you still dey so? Sannu da zuwa!

Mai Gidan Na

Ina nan oooh, Ba su kashe ni ba. 

Yaya de?

lmao!!!

wetin man go do?

In a related development, The Federal Republic of Nairaland's Minister of Outer Space Technology, Double-Chief Professor Alhaji BecomeRich MD, has issued a categorical denial of his involvement in the trafficking and usage of Lizard Chit and Gutter Water cocktails prior to his approval of recent satellite image enlightenment campaigns on the internet. 

Photographs clearly showing His Excellency inhaling and even drinking these mind-ravaging intoxicants have been described by ministry spokesmen as "cleverly doctored fakes", created and circulated by "enemies of progress" , who are "bent on tarnishing the image of His Excellency" .

In a related development, The Republic of nairaland's Minister of Outer Space Technology, Double-Chief Professor Alhaji BecomeRich MD, has issued a categorical denial of his involvement in the trafficking and usage of Lizard Chit and Gutter Water cocktails prior to his approval of recent satellite image enlightenment campaigns on the internet.

Photographs clearly showing His Excellency inhaling and even drinking these mind-ravaging intoxicants have been described by ministry spokesmen as "cleverly doctored fakes", created and circulated by "enemies of progress" , who are "bent on tarnishing the image of His Excellency" .

damn

Jakumo:

In a related development, The Federal Republic of Nairaland's Minister of Outer Space Technology, Double-Chief Professor Alhaji BecomeRich MD, has issued a categorical denial of his involvement in the trafficking and usage of Lizard Chit and Gutter Water cocktails prior to his approval of recent satellite image enlightenment campaigns on the internet. 

Photographs clearly showing His Excellency inhaling and even drinking these mind-ravaging intoxicants have been described by ministry spokesmen as "cleverly doctored fakes", created and circulated by "enemies of progress" , who are "bent on tarnishing the image of His Excellency" .

Just when I thought the story contained with this thread was more than enough to tear out my ''jocular cavity'', you come-up with this related and recent development?. . . . . . You are a certified mad man!!!!