My trousers split on the way to work" and "I've got a sore finger" are among the worst excuses given by employees to get out of work.

Bosses have also been told: "I am hallucinating", "I am stuck in my house because the door's broken" and "My new wife bit me in a delicate place".
Here are other weird excuses people give for missing work.
1. A can of baked beans landed on my big toe
2. A trailer collapsed on the Island and am coming from Apapa
3. I've been bitten by an insect
4. Today is my wedding anniversary

5. My dog is sick and I don't want to leave him
6. My grandma's best friend daughter's cousin died
7. I've had a sleepless night
8. My mum has died (this was the second time the person used this excuse)
9. I am hallucinating
10. I am stuck in my house because the door's broken
11. My new wife bit me in a delicate place
12. I burned my hand on the toaster
13. The dog ate my shoes
14. My landlord is sick
15. I swallowed white spirit
16. My toe is trapped in the bath tap

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Most of d reasons r just flimsy...

I overslept,

i got stuck in a traffic hold up is very common. Other include;'my car broke down on the way' , 'armed robbers came to our street last night' and 'i thought today was environmental sanitation day'.

rain bin dey drop
so I tink say d rain go fall

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oga the moto wet I enter. break down for third mainland after last a clear holdup

Menstrual pain

Why the pic of a Senator who was trying to practice prison break used?

Well I think; My NUT got stuck inside my wife's BOLT since last night and can't carry bolt and nut to work is the best

OP, are you a Nigerian? Nigerians don't give the excuses you listed.

Lol, numba 6