Gaddamnit!
So my wife traveled out of the State to her parents place for the week. Because of the nature of my job, I couldn't join her. So tonight (11:30 pm), while talking on the phone and tucking her into bed, one thing led to another and we started talking dirty to the point of phone intimacy. I told her to switch off the lights and lock the door. She says the door cant lock, but everyone is asleep. Sweet!

So mid-way into the business, just at that point when we were about to get to that point (you get my drift) her Dad walks in.
I hear them conversing, and then the phone cut.

A few minutes later, my wife called, and I asked if he heard us. She said she wasn't sure. "Well, did he see you?" She didn't know.
Gaddamit!

Now, I don't know what to think, because now thinking about it, we really talked dirty. She talked dirtier. And I wonder what he must have seen, heard and how long he was at the door.

I'm thinking of sending him a text, just to say hi sir, possibly with a smiley, like this

Lmao... Conji na bastard

Confam bastard. u need to see as I silent wen the man enter. I just soft immediately.

Op, your a son of a gun!!

You need a straight bullet..

Firstly, is she your wife or gf? Wife right.

So wth are u troubled?

Or u'v been thinking abt some bullshit u wanna post on nairaland..

I won't mind f*ngering my wife at the front of my parent, coz he f*ngered her p*ssy also whenever we already on night snoring snooveee!!

LOL...op, your a real n*gga...your wife can be like Carmen Hayes or sarah jay...ain't ashamed of sh!t.