I thought arsenal losing @ home was the most sardonic event of the day, little did I knw that there is a greater evil just few minutes ahead. I got home just right in time for the line-up and little had I undressed when my friend who just came in from ilorin for an aptitude test informed me that he just got a mail that asked them to reprint the slip for the test as additional information had been added. I didn't want to miss a bit of the match so I just told him I will show him where he can print the following morning since I will be leaving very early for work.
After the match (@ about 10pm), I had him copy the slip on my flash just incase we get lucky and someone looking for money has not closed. As we were approaching oyingbo from apapa road, I sited this guy with someting that look like a GUN/Bottle, as we approached closer, behold it was a gun . B4 I could say "guy let's go back home" , 2guys just turned to 20 wielding guns and dangerous weapon, omo the kain fear wey catch me ehn... I just knew the next thing we were on our knees, there supposedly leader was just like "taleyin (who r you?)", naso I raise flash drive up dey scream "Ejor ibi ti a ti fe print lla nlo oo (we dey find where we go print)" n then the guy took a closer look @ us and was like "awon ko(they are not the one)" but they won't let us go. So we were asked to lie down on the road n seeing that cars were passing, he told us to move off the road but remain on rhe floor. Na so one of them ask say na where b our area and they all fastened their faces on us beholding a response. Needless I tell u dat I hesitated, make I no go mention rival area wey dem dey take count scores. Na der 1beta hot slap take land 4 my face... Long story short, we were ransacked,they collected my friend's 2phones n d little cash on me. Luckily neither of us was hurt. N they went back to their hiding. Ironically, movement was still going on as people were s passing and one man even had theguts to ask us why we were lying down #shoroniyen (no place wey naija no fit as common sense quenchion)

Brethren, naso God take spare our lives oo... I was just imaging if we had ran wen dey asked us to stop @ a distance cos dey were obviously expecting some rival gangs, naso dem 4 just shoot person n person go creat thread say 'Rival cult clash in oyingbo, pictures" n LadyF go use 'RIP to the dead' book space I thank God sha say e no pass SLAP

Chaii..

So nah u I woz last nite..

Oya drop ur acct number make I pay in that money wey I collect frm u..

Lol, badt guy, just return my friend's phones

Mods kindly do the needful, people ought to be aware of the dangers of plying that road @ night

Sorry broz Op...

Sorry bro, we thank GOD for your safety, but your story made me laugh so much especialy the area of lady F who will say RIP to the dead.

@Op, when are u doing the thanksgiving party


meanwhile Lady F is on 1G network of late.

thank God if true.

menix:
Chaii..

So nah u I woz last nite..

Oya drop ur acct number make I pay in that money wey I collect frm u..

is not funny for God sake dont no if is true or not but he said he almost got kill!!!! and u make joke of that pls











:ko da

bewla:
is not funny for God sake dont no if is true or not but he said he almost got kill!!!! and u make joke of that pls











:ko da

Do u see my teeth