Hilarious true stories from real
doctors, nurses, and fellow patients...

"Here” says the nurse , handing the
patient a urine specimen container.
“The bathroom’s over there.” A few
minutes later, the patient comes out
of the bathroom.
“Thanks,” he says, returning the
empty container. “But there was a
toilet in there, so I didn’t need this
after all.”


As I leaned in to check her eyes, my
older patient got a little frisky. “You
remind me of my third husband,” she
said coyly.
“Third husband?” I asked. “How
many have you had?”
“Two.”

Lmao! Best Marriage Proposal.

Btwn, jokes are copied from a magazine.

...and how's yourSaturday Thursday going?

Having fun on your bed like me? At work? Which 'one ever' just have fun. Loads of it. It's October after all

Jackbizzle's girlfriend at it again.
She announced she had good news … and bad. “The medicine for my earache worked,” she said. “What’s the bad news?” I asked. “It tasted awful.” Since she was feeling better, I didn’t have the heart to tell her they’re called eardrops for a reason.

Patient : Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself. Me : Where did you get hurt? Patient : Shoprite
Got health related jokes? bring it on

“Did you hear what happened to Mel?” one friend said to another. “He was seeing his doctor for six months because of chest pains and shortness of breath. Last week, he dropped dead from cancer.” “That’s terrible,” says the other friend. “Well, I told him a hundred times to go see my doctor.” “Is he any good?” “Good? He’s the best! If he treats you for heart problems … you’ll die of heart problems.”

***Medical Transcription Errors***
To paraphrase Mark Twain: Be careful of medical transcripts; you may die of a misprint.

1) Social history reveals this one-year- old patient does not smoke or drink and is presently unemployed.

2) On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it disappeared.

3) Discharge status : alive but without permission.

4) Exam of Instruments reveals that he is circus sized.

5) Occasional , constant infrequent headaches.

6) Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Ghana

7) She is numb from her toes down.

A nurse working in a long-term-care facility, was at a celebration for one of the residents. It was her 100th birthday. She was quite somnolent as the party began, so She asked her, “Do you know how old you are today?” “No, how old am I?” “You’re 100 years old.” “Well, no wonder I’m so tired.”

When I went to the ER to have a painful ingrown toenail removed, I was a complete basket case— sobbing, gagging, petrified … the works. But my doctor knew how to calm me down. “Don’t worry about a thing,” he assured me. “I just looked up how to perform this operation on YouTube.”

So dry
I would rather listen to Buhari's hafi indifendenze speech

*runs out *

Lmao...good one

ITbomb:
So dry I would rather listen to Buhari's hafi indifendenze speech
*runs out *

You need 'chanji'

ATMC:
Hilarious true stories from real doctors, nurses, and fellow patients...
"Here” says the nurse , handing the patient a urine specimen container. “The bathroom’s over there.” A few minutes later, the patient comes out of the bathroom. “Thanks,” he says, returning the empty container. “But there was a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all.”

As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky. “You remind me of my third husband,” she said coyly. “Third husband?” I asked. “How many have you had?” “Two.”
Lmao! Best Marriage Proposal.
Btwn, jokes are copied from a magazine.

These are the driest jokes i ever read in my life! I feel like knocking u O.P.

fabiano09:

These are the driest jokes i ever read in my life! I feel like knocking u O.P.

Yes, The drier your life, the more dry jokes appear to you.


I feel like vomiting on you.

ATMC:
Yes, The drier your life, the more dry jokes appear to you.


I feel like vomiting on you.

Aunty i get time for you o,dont just let me rain on you because you will surely cry,so better apologize let peace reign.

fabiano09:

Aunty i get time for you o,dont just let me rain on you because you will surely cry,so better apologize let peace reign.

I no get time for you but then, bring it on...

ATMC:
I no get time for you but then, bring it on...

you should apologize to each and every person who unknowingly stumbled on your jokes cuz instead of making some1 hapi infact it dampens d mood,you should be flogged in the village square i swear!