Pidgin Proverbs
.
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know
the value of pikin.


2. Woman wey never see problem...
Na im dey still hold breast run.


3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey
wear pant sleep.


4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na
later é go hear am.


5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
black goat.


6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl
go lay boiled egg.


7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.


8. Pikin wey him mama back cross
water, wey say him march fish, wetin
him mama go march?


9. Small pikin wey dem carry for
back no know say the journey far.


10. Person wey don faint before no
be stranger to death.


11. Person wey chop belle full, no
know wetin hungry man dey see.


12. No be as woman dey close eye
enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour
pains.


13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut
shit.


14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko
tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail
himself


15. Toto water small, but é reach
prick take baff.


16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE
BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.


17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad
luck.


18. Na cricket tell him children say,
No matter how ground strong, Them
no go sleep outside.


19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine
they use style call him papa blind
man.


20. No be eye wey dem take chop
eba dem take dey share meat.


21. Person wey use Elephant set
trap, na him know wetin he wan
Catch.


22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go
Open.


23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS
NA HIM KNOW BOOK.


24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race
don start.


25. Dem no dey tell blind man say
salt no dey for food.


26. Before you see monkey, monkey
don see you.


27. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go
jump again.


28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa
sef go tell am say him sabi bury.


29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey kill am.


30. If e be like say everybody dey
craze" na you dey craze.


31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use
your teeth cut am.


32. My thing and our thing no be the
same oh.


33. Na happiness dey make prick
stand.


34. Na as goat stand for market dem
dey price am.


35. Craze no hard to form, na the
trekking be wahala.


36. Its a small world!! No mean say
you fit trek from Naija go London.


37. No matter how hot your temper
be, e no fit boil beans.


38. Chicken wey run from Borno go
Ibadan go still end up inside pot of
soup.


39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow
Suya wrap.


40. Akara and moin moin get the
same parent, na wetin dem pass
through make dem different. ADD URS OOOooo!

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btw they are all funny.... nice

Pidgin English is supposed to be offered as a course in nigerian schools











Meanwhile;
How 'W' is pronounced:

ENGLISH= Double U,
YORUBA= Doubly U,
IGBO= Doubelly You,
HAUSA= Doufley You,
CALABAR= Doubrey U

Hahaha, arrange this stuff bro. It will make front page.

ikenigel:
Hahaha, arrange this stuff bro. It will make front page.

Bros check it out how did u see it nw?

No matter how short a man be, his prick no go fit dey roll for ground as he dey waka.

Dem no dey use big prick intimidate ashawo

Yam wey don done don done

No be as bitter cola dey sound for mouth when dem dey chew am be as e dey sweet

Na de sound of mess dey determine de taste of shit

pikin wey dey laf him papa spoilt yam no know sey na de hunger wey go strike am tomorrow he dey laff

The sweetest tin wey dey for madness na de trekking.

I get am before no be property.

If the fowl mess, de ground go dey pursue am

Sweat and tears get the same colour and taste

No matter how tall a building is, e get a ladder to climb d roof.

No be de voice dem carry borrow money dem dey carry pay am back.

V. Funny.

Monkey no get skill, na tree near tree.

jamesharryson:
No matter how short a man be, his prick no go fit dey roll for ground as he dey waka.

Dem no dey use big prick intimidate ashawo

Yam wey don done don done

No be as bitter cola dey sound for mouth when dem dey chew am be as e dey sweet

Na de sound of mess dey determine de taste of shit

pikin wey dey laf him papa spoilt yam no know sey na de hunger wey go strike am tomorrow he dey laff

The sweetest tin wey dey for madness na de trekking.

I get am before no be property.

If the fowl mess, de ground go dey pursue am

Sweat and tears get the same colour and taste

No matter how tall a building is, e get a ladder to climb d roof.

No be de voice dem carry borrow money dem dey carry pay am back.

my guy no b lie