So in this shop, this salesgirl goes out and woos customers and they come in droves and the goods are bought and oversubscribed. The store is rated number one in Africa and also moved from poor shop to middle earning shop. The manager's name, JOnathan.

Now the shop owners hear tales of how the girls and the managers are eating money. Their profit is huge and they had even begun selling cars and domestic rice. but the tales of the salesgirl and the money they were eating was too much. Even the former manager called Segun kept on calling the salesgirls the real managers and said this manager Jonathan had employed snipers to kill anyone who said he was a thief.

So the owners sacked Jonathan and his salesgirls and even the salesboys and employed Mohammadu. The girls were gone and other shops quickly hired all the girls from Ngozi to Otteh. Even the salesboys was hired by a bigger company that this shop is a part of.

This Mohammadu as manager has refused to employ sales girls or sales boys. He has been going round trying to bring customers. But Morgan whom everyone calls JP as nickname has blacklisted the company and left with many of its customers.
Now the financial director who we call CBN is doing things that are further affecting sales. He says he is saving the shop building first and does not care about the business that is losing money and taking loans Because of JP and her customer friends that left.

This new manager Muhammadu, he has turned down the expenditure of the shops birthday. He is being praised. But the girls and the Jonathan used to throw big parties that brought even more customers just like any good company knows to spend money on advertising and showing they have money as MONEY ATTRACTS MONEY. Now even the pigeon that was to fly on this shops celebration was too hungry and angry to.

Some of the owners are now asking Muhammadu. WILL YOU NOT EMPLOY SALESBOYS AND GIRLS? All these your village people you have around you, can you not see that they do not u dee stand business? Where are women to bring business as banks do? Muhamadu replied them that "salesboys and sales girls are mere noise makers."

Some of the owners are even saying " I rather this shop makes its usual 100 million and customers keep coming than this one where we are making 30 million only. I don't care if the girls were eating millions. At least they were bringing in so much. Now everywhere is tight like woman with big belle trying to hide it with belt. Pls tell Mohammadu that he should employ good sales people and get this show started. All he promised us before employment he has denied. Tell him to go and bring customers and investors. Tell him all his travels have brought zero. He should sit his butt down in the shop and get people who know important people like that girl Ngozi especially and Otteh and the men like Argangu and Adesina. Tell him that food in belly of people is better than story story that the former management was eating money. We are tired of his lies and lack of strategy to make this shop work. He should bring business and improve our economy. We rather have money to waste and for people to steal.., if they steal at all, than this one that CBN is wailing more than WAILING WAILER." Said this owner.

The other owners are quiet. Only the owners that are from Mahammadus village in daura (the sexy guy) seem to be still believing. The ones from the West are scratching their heads wondering why they really CHANGED the former gentle manager that made them Number one destination for FDI in Africa when this change has sent them down to 7th.

Source : http://m.facebook.com/enaofugaramegamind?v=timeline

Ehehehehe... Funny you

Are Nigerians still this daft. Jonathan was a curse to Nigeria.

Biased Crap.

This epistle deserves International award and certainly resembles the work of our Noble Compatriot, PointB


Your writing style is evident in this piece.

Bravo and keep it up.

Babalegba:
Are Nigerians still this daft. Jonathan was a curse to Nigeria.

And you are??

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
This epistle deserve International award and certainly resembles the work of our Noble Compatriot, PointB


Your writing style is evident in this piece.

Bravo and keep it up.

I think it's a good write-up. Kudos to the writer. But I have no hand, or pen in it by the way.

As soon as I have some free time, will write Chapter Two of Acts of King Mumu son of Hari.

Chapter One is still very much there for those who didn't read it:

https://www.nairaland.com/2587245/acts-king-mumu-son-hari

Some of the owners are even saying " I rather this shop makes its usual 100 million and customers keep coming than this one where we are making 30 million only. I don't care if the girls were eating millions. At least they were bringing in so much.

Shameless author who supports corruption! The fool thinks he is making sense but unfortunately he is actually farting and mistakes the noisy farts as musings of wisdom!

Like they say the cup is half full or have empty depending on the perspective its looked from. for me, I prefer a public officer that will generate 10billion and misappropriate 1 billion than a public servant that will generate 2billion and misappropriate 0billion...net i there is 9billion for the people. Governance is not about holy men but about poverty elimination

vedaxcool:


Shameless author who supports corruption! The fool thinks he is making sense but unfortunately he is actually farting and mistakes the noisy farts as musings of wisdom!

Lol, the writer gave that point because some gullible ones believe Jonathan was spending Nigeria's money. You guys naturally hate Jonathan and it's for no reason!! everything he does is believed to be a sin by the kind of you. Imagine bomb blasts were once considered as a failure of the government to protect the nation. But today because of how gullible you guys are, bomb blasts are now suddenly natural

So please forge ahead cuz you're one of the gullible ones

Very dumb analysis.

benzics:


[s]Lol, the writer gave that point because some gullible ones believe Jonathan was spending Nigeria's money. You guys naturally hate Jonathan and it's for no reason!! everything he does is believed to be a sin by the kind of you. Imagine bomb blasts were once considered as a failure of the government to protect the nation. But today because of how gullible you guys are, bomb blasts are now suddenly natural

So please forge ahead cuz you're one of the gullible ones[/s]

Obviously you type are the writer's set audience, lacking scruples and critical mindset capable of making appropriate conclusion upon proper assessment.

DMerciful:
Like they say the cup is half full or have empty depending on the perspective its looked from. for me, I prefer a public officer that will generate 10billion and misappropriate 1 billion than a public servant that will generate 2billion and misappropriate 0billion...net i there is 9billion for the people. Governance is not about holy men but about poverty elimination

Mtscheww...

Wishful thinking.

When in reality the public officer you say you prefer was generating N10billion and stealing N9.5 BILLION leaving only N500 MILLION for the Nigerian Commonwealth!

vedaxcool:


Obviously you type are the writer's set audience, lacking scruples and critical mindset capable of making appropriate conclusion upon proper assessment.

Wow, really? ? Where were your scruples and critical mindset when Buhari said "if what happened in the last elections repeat itself those dogs and baboons will be soaked in blood" oops! It's been long he said that or are you denying that he didn't say it

Where were your scruples and critical mindset when Buhari missed the UN meeting meant to discuss about Nigeria's boko haram and how to eradicate insurgency??

Where were your scruples and critical mindset when Buhari's wife ordered the closure of the villa's chapel??

Mtcheew, maybe your scruples and critical mindset were snoring when all these things were happening.

Get a life and stop bringing lame stories

The other owners are quiet. Only the owners that are from Mahammadus village in daura (the sexy guy) seem to be still believing. The ones from the West are scratching their heads wondering why they really CHANGED the former gentle manager that made them Number one destination for FDI in Africa when this change has sent them down to 7th.

Let them keep scratching their heads. They schemed against Jonathan because they think they were not represented enough in power. Let them fill all posts with their sales boys and girls and let's see how that pans out for them.

kannymoore:


Mtscheww...

Wishful thinking.

When in reality the public officer you say you prefer was generating N10billion and stealing N9.5 BILLION leaving only N500 MILLION for the Nigerian Commonwealth!

Lol, just another gullible one. you guys naturally hate Jonathan and that's it!

How did you know he stole 9.5bn and left 500m (not in real sense though) Or were you there when he was stealing it, or has any real document proven that your statement is true Just bringing up lame tales to frustrate an innocent man just because he isn't from your preferred tribe

benzics:


[s]Wow, really? ? Where were your scruples and critical mindset when Buhari said "if what happened in the last elections repeat itself those dogs and baboons will be soaked in blood" oops! It's been long he said that or are you denying that he didn't say it

Where were your scruples and critical mindset when Buhari missed the UN meeting meant to discuss about Nigeria's boko haram and how to eradicate insurgency??

Where were your scruples and critical mindset when Buhari's wife ordered the closure of the villa's chapel??

Mtcheew, maybe your scruples and critical mindset were snoring when all these things were happening.

Get a life and stop bringing lame stories[/s]

Yawns, immoral soul!

Tallesty1:
And you are??

Nigerian but lived abroad for more than twenty five years, that's how I got to know that most Nigerians are greedy, corrupt self inflated empty neo Neanderthals cursed to lead meaningless existences because of their rigidly corrupt ways. A nation devoid of truth, mocking God and insanely selfish citizens.

Poor people beef rich people for no just cause.....how then can you be rich?

kannymoore:


Mtscheww...

Wishful thinking.

When in reality the public officer you say you prefer was generating N10billion and stealing N9.5 BILLION leaving only N500 MILLION for the Nigerian Commonwealth!

DMerciful:
Poor people beef rich people for no just cause.....how then can you be rich?

"Rich"..you say?

By Stealing money off our own collective sweat abi?

No oh... I shouldn't beef him oh... I should kiss his buttocks and praise him to the highest of heavens because we the masses are supposed to be collectively daft while the corrupt public officer is our tin god ba?

Mtscheew!

As creative as this write up seem, it's still a big SHAME that somebody will support stealing because he's making money from the "THIEVES" strategies.
Has sentiment eroded our morals? So much to think about.

You assume every rich public officer must have stolen the wealth...SMH

kannymoore:


"Rich"..you say?

By Stealing money off our own collective sweat abi?

No oh... I shouldn't beef him oh... I should kiss his buttocks and praise him to the highest of heavens because we the masses are supposed to be collectively daft while the corrupt public officer is our tin god ba?

Mtscheew!

vedaxcool:


Yawns, immoral soul!

:/ are you now out of words? :/

DMerciful:
You assume every rich public officer must have stolen the wealth...SMH

Did I say so?

Aren't you the one assuming that all public officials are incorruptible by your previous comment.

Okay, I ask a honest question..

Aren't most in the previous dispensation corrupt...say 85% ?

About 85% corrupt? Where did you get this data from? Kindly provide a source.

kannymoore:


Did I say so?

Aren't you the one assuming that all public officials are incorruptible by your previous comment.

Okay, I ask a honest question..

Aren't most in the previous dispensation corrupt...say 85% ?