A man throuhout his school days couldnot study or read on his own to pass his papers,instead he memorizes other people's answer.After his graduation from college he went for an employment interview,before he was called for interview,a lady had already finished her interview and the man asked the lady for her interview question,not realizing that the question may be different.The lady gave him the following short answers {1928; Obafemi Awolowo; yes but not scientifically proved}.He was latter called for interview and the following question were asked:
QUESTIONS ANSWERS
When were you born? 1928
What is your name ? Obafemi Awolowo
Are you isane? Yes but not scientifically proved.

A man went to work for a Zoo Veterinary LOOK IN THE LION'S MOUTH THE VET TOLD HIM, How do i do that?he asked "carefully"replied the Vet.

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cool jokes

I found a website the other day
that claimed it had a database of over 80 million baby photos
collected from hospitals across the world.
Just for fun, I entered my name and hometown
and sure enough, it brought up my baby photo.
I played around with it for about a half an hour.
I typed in your name and it brought up 3 photos.
I guess a lot of people share your same name.
Of the three pictures, I'm pretty sure I know which one is you.
I copied and pasted the url to your photo below.
Click on it and let me know if I picked the right one or not.

www.hospitalsoftheworldbabypics.com/156643890439.jpg

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."



The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
we still couldn't get the jar open."

A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!



The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"



The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"



About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."