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Cineinfo:
Uber inspection center is at Anthony. The compound is before Elizade Motors. Towards Maryland

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JoaoPedro:
I just chop 1 hour ban this morning sef 😂
Thanks for the advice, I appreciate

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Bosses, funny thing happened today but I smiled home Sha😃

I picked a ride from V.I iyana ipaja.

As the guy enter, he said abeg I want make you do something for me, that he's going to secondary school reunion and he wants me t ask like his personal driver from his company. I said why not, na so I bill am 50k join ride money and offline trip of the same to come back.


Na so movie start when we got there, I go give am him drugs to use by 12 o clock.

I go give him his fake office phone to receive fake calls from work.

Na his female friends made the work hard small, na so they start to dey send 'driver' message up and down.

But after 2 hours, the job ended, I just off my app drive home straight, na on top bed I dey with cold.......wey I dey take narrate my story 😃😂

Vela01:
Bosses, funny thing happened today but I smiled home Sha😃

I picked a ride from V.I iyana ipaja.

As the guy enter, he said abeg I want make you do something for me, that he's going to secondary school reunion and he wants me t ask like his personal driver from his company. I said why not, na so I bill am 50k join ride money and offline trip of the same to come back.


Na so movie start when we got there, I go give am him drugs to use by 12 o clock.

I go give him his fake office phone to receive fake calls from work.

Na his female friends made the work hard small, na so they start to dey send 'driver' message up and down.

But after 2 hours, the job ended, I just off my app drive home straight, na on top bed I dey with cold.......wey I dey take narrate my story 😃😂

this is funny

Kumuyiii:
Lol you never jam, i meet one wey open door for road 😂 wide open oh, begin shout kidnapper, she no go drop, i no collect money.... Na she just wan be witch

This issue of passenger calling drivers kidnapped don put my guy for wahala, but God was on his side. The thing later backfire and the passenger was crying and pleading. The later settle sha after much gbas gbos very long story.

Uber wan kill me

Vela01:
Bosses, funny thing happened today but I smiled home Sha😃

I picked a ride from V.I iyana ipaja.

As the guy enter, he said abeg I want make you do something for me, that he's going to secondary school reunion and he wants me t ask like his personal driver from his company. I said why not, na so I bill am 50k join ride money and offline trip of the same to come back.


Na so movie start when we got there, I go give am him drugs to use by 12 o clock.

I go give him his fake office phone to receive fake calls from work.

Na his female friends made the work hard small, na so they start to dey send 'driver' message up and down.

But after 2 hours, the job ended, I just off my app drive home straight, na on top bed I dey with cold.......wey I dey take narrate my story 😃😂

So people with fake life. Now he will make his classmates look inferior not knowing its fake life . The important thing be say you collect your money

Bros, na why I no dey go reunion.

ksmart027:
So people with fake. Now he will make his classmates look inferior not knowing is fake life . The important thing be say you collect your money

Guys be careful on that Lekki road inwards elf bus stop. Two of my tires gone

Vela01:
Bosses, funny thing happened today but I smiled home Sha😃

I picked a ride from V.I iyana ipaja.

As the guy enter, he said abeg I want make you do something for me, that he's going to secondary school reunion and he wants me t ask like his personal driver from his company. I said why not, na so I bill am 50k join ride money and offline trip of the same to come back.


Na so movie start when we got there, I go give am him drugs to use by 12 o clock.

I go give him his fake office phone to receive fake calls from work.

Na his female friends made the work hard small, na so they start to dey send 'driver' message up and down.

But after 2 hours, the job ended, I just off my app drive home straight, na on top bed I dey with cold.......wey I dey take narrate my story 😃😂

. Nice day for you bro.

ksmart027:
This issue of passenger calling drivers kidnapped don put my guy for wahala, but God was on his side. The thing later backfire and the passenger was crying and pleading. The later settle sha after much gbas gbos very long story.

Honestly brother if I encounter a rider that does this they will regret their lives. I will make Dem never do it again to any one becos apart from d fact I won't get into trouble cause d truth will eventually come out. I will make Dem pee their pants in my car with d kind speed wey I go use. If she like make she no bring her leg back into d car. Iz better if one has camera honestly.

Every driver suppose get one big oga for police/military or lastma contact on speed dail Incase of rubbish like this

I hate nonsense

tobby98:
Guys be careful on that Lekki road inwards elf bus stop. Two of my tires gone

Tanx. Sorry my gee

Pls, where's elf

tobby98:
Guys be careful on that Lekki road inwards elf bus stop. Two of my tires gone

tobby98:
Guys be careful on that Lekki road inwards elf bus stop. Two of my tires gone

sorry bro lost one too. And this kind of expenses can be painful

Pearl1910:
Everyday we replay the same mistakes companies like Kodak, Nokia, IBM, Motorola, Blackberry, 2go, Yahoo messenger etc made.
They all failed to adapt to prevailing changes. If u are adverse to change the world will leave u behind.
- U must be constantly looking for avenues to remain afloat in ur business.
- U must continually search for ways to deliver your product/services the way the customer wants it.
- U must look at your environment and design your business plan to model the reality around you not an utopian one.
- U must look at the future and anticipate how the market will change and position yourself to adapt to it. If u can't see the future, u must be flexible enough to quickly adopt the change.

If u fail to do all this, be ready to be relegated to d background and further into obscurity.

Ehailing is undergoing a major shift right now, and except you are doing it part time. Full-time drivers must begin to think fuel saving vehicles, Hybrids, EVs. U are using 2.4 litre engine and above, drop it and go and collect Moove or find a 1.2-1.6 litre engine and buy or take up as rental or HP.

As I speak, I am currently looking for a small car that I fancy, a hybrid car or going for an EV with minimum range of 300miles.
1.8litre engines like Corolla, Elantra and Civic are just scratching the borders of profitability these days. Take ur destiny in your hands and change what is within ur control, stop worrying about what u can't change.

please I need your honest advice I am thinking of going into the e hailing business but ist I have to learn how to drive as I just lost my Job... So what do you advice... I have around 2 million Naira and would ask my people to aid me with the other sum to get a car after I might have learnt.. then I would have to be using Google maps to get through the roads... I will be waiting for your advice Thanks...

solasola:
Let them be playing and complaining about indrive and rida....moove is cashing out, what most riders need is a feeling of security in a car and being able to order a ride at any corner or any given time. More of indrive-like apps may come up in the future and the race gets more difficult

what's moove

dru23:
I retired from Uber Long time ago

care to share the experience Sir

Obedibombedi:
Be a master at either long trips or short trips, and stick to one.
It helps monitor your fuel expenditure.

You don't have to please any rider, it's not your responsibility.


Take Wait time seriously.
Most times I tell my riders(in drive) that I've arrived when I'm about 3mins away.

Aim to complete more good trips. Bad trips are also vital for re-positioning.

Have a strong goal, it will drive you to keep chasing e-hailing money.

What ever you do, ensure your vehicle is pristine from September to December.

Don't cheat the system.

It's an honest hustle. One can become a multi-millionaire in few years.

what's do advice for someone who wants to learn to drive in Lagos and get on the Uber trade thanks would be waiting for your advice

I greet una how una dey nah, longest time.

Abeg who get motor to sell, japa sales, distress sales, annoyance sales.. lol

If you've or you know somebody who's has a car to sell, direct owner ooo... Lagos or Oyo or Ogun states... I'm ready to buy today

Send me a message ony WhatsApp

Una dooo

Vela01:
Bosses, funny thing happened today but I smiled home Sha😃

I picked a ride from V.I iyana ipaja.

As the guy enter, he said abeg I want make you do something for me, that he's going to secondary school reunion and he wants me t ask like his personal driver from his company. I said why not, na so I bill am 50k join ride money and offline trip of the same to come back.


Na so movie start when we got there, I go give am him drugs to use by 12 o clock.

I go give him his fake office phone to receive fake calls from work.

Na his female friends made the work hard small, na so they start to dey send 'driver' message up and down.

But after 2 hours, the job ended, I just off my app drive home straight, na on top bed I dey with cold.......wey I dey take narrate my story 😃😂

😂😂😂Adey like this kind parole, I go too overperform sef... So long i bill you well, nna I go be ur boyboy oh, me no get pride for hustle walahi

OGHENAOGIE:
please I need your honest advice I am thinking of going into the e hailing business but ist I have to learn how to drive as I just lost my Job... So what do you advice... I have around 2 million Naira and would ask my people to aid me with the other sum to get a car after I might have learnt.. then I would have to be using Google maps to get through the roads... I will be waiting for your advice Thanks...

Abort mission. Bro pls look for something else to do just for that fact that u cannot drive. E hailing is not what u r a learner and just start doing. Your riders will know u just learnt. Your hand no go strong. You go get accident very well although Na God dey save last last but at least......My 2 cents make d bosses respond.

Jegheter:
Abort mission. Bro pls look for something else to do just for that fact that u cannot drive. E hailing is not what u r a learner and just start doing. Your riders will know u just learnt. Your hand no go strong. You go get accident very well although Na God dey save last last but at least......My 2 cents make d bosses respond.

Are you into ehailing??

loverbo1:
Are you into ehailing??

With my full chest

Bro, abeg follow this advise, no be everybody get mind give you this honest truth.
Na so I advise one guy wey he take turn me to enemy.

You must have driven well before you can enter E-hailing.

You fit try am if you get this Mind o.

If you're in Lagos, we can still advise you on easy route to atleast make some things happen.

But, with that 2 million, if you find something else to do with it.

If you're in an area that you know well, please start estate agent office.
Join groups, network and start something.

My church mind advise o as I just come from church.

Jegheter:
Abort mission. Bro pls look for something else to do just for that fact that u cannot drive. E hailing is not what u r a learner and just start doing. Your riders will know u just learnt. Your hand no go strong. You go get accident very well although Na God dey save last last but at least......My 2 cents make d bosses respond.

Abeg ooo ember month done come oo make we dey dey careful fah....this happened today in yaba

Wow, hope no life lost o

Kaymax2222:
Abeg ooo ember month done come oo make we dey dey careful fah....this happened today in yaba

Vela01:
Wow, hope no life lost o

don't know the full gist just saw it in one of the groups I am in and feel like sharing

Kaymax2222:
Abeg ooo ember month done come oo make we dey dey careful fah....this happened today in yaba

God abegeth thee oh

OGHENAOGIE:
care to share the experience Sir

Baba story long I no wan get another dose of PTSD

Vela01:
Uber wan kill me

Some veterans say chasing bonus is a waste of time

Vela01:
Uber wan kill me

When last did someone dash u 50k in a week?

OGHENAOGIE:
please I need your honest advice I am thinking of going into the e hailing business but ist I have to learn how to drive as I just lost my Job... So what do you advice... I have around 2 million Naira and would ask my people to aid me with the other sum to get a car after I might have learnt.. then I would have to be using Google maps to get through the roads... I will be waiting for your advice Thanks...

U have to learn to drive first before u start.
U don't have a car yet
U don't have a driver's license
I would advise you find another job or look for how to earn a living, then u learn how to drive, get your license before u start looking for a car.
Even if u don't do ehailing, u must learn how to drive and get a DL as an adult man.
If and when u have ur DL and u are now perfect in driving, and u still haven't had a stable source of income, then u can look for a car and do ehailing. Knowledge of road is d least of your concerns right now.