Fulaman198:


I didn't mention it, Ajuran my good friend pointed it out. I wasn't so sure what the case was . But now I know. What's causing you not to sleep well?

Wait, how did you know I wasn't sleeping well? Are you psychic?

EnlightenedSoul:


Wait, how did you know I wasn't sleeping well? Are you psychic?

ROFL mayhaps... so what's wrong miss Enlightened?

Fulaman198:


ROFL mayhaps... so what's wrong miss Enlightened?

Well, you sorta found the cause all your own in a way. When I get nervous and over-obsess about an issue, my already bad sleeping patterns take a turn for the worse. Needless to say, that transforms me into a very ill-tempered person, almost despite myself lol. There's a lot going on. Maybe I'll inbox you after a time. I have to get to work soon.

...I just realized you're the only person I've ever messaged on here.

EnlightenedSoul:


Well, you sorta found the cause all your own in a way. When I get nervous and over-obsess about an issue, my already bad sleeping patterns take a turn for the worse. Needless to say, that transforms me into a very ill-tempered person, almost despite myself lol. There's a lot going on. Maybe I'll inbox you after a time. I have to get to work soon.

...I just realized you're the only person I've ever messaged on here.

Tbh, I feel kind of special . Ok I look forward to your message then. Have a good day at work and be safe.

Fulaman198:


Tbh, I feel kind of special . Ok I look forward to your message then. Have a good day at work and be safe.

Alright, I will. Take care 'til then, Fula.

STOP THE SHUUKANSI PLZ

Ajuran:
STOP THE SHUUKANSI PLZ

Not shuukansi.
Warya, as for you, guessing by your age (afartan jir) iyo wadankaa ka timid - and if you're married and not bullshyting - naagta hadeey kuu kortaay somaaliya, inaay gudantahaay aa laga yaaba so if thats what you meant by "sil laa aaan waa dhibaato ", then there's something you can to help ayada iyo naftaada instead sheeko xaas laabad. And don't be so insensitive to the damages done by dhaqan xumayd, 'cuz I can't even imagine.

I checked to see what could be understood from the above on google translate and its way off and horrid ( ) so Waa khalday quite a bit, but I hope you got the drift of it.

EnlightenedSoul:


Not shuukansi.
Warya, as for you, guessing by your age (afartan jir) iyo wadankaa ka timid - and if you're married and not bullshyting - naagta hadeey kuu kortaay somaaliya, inaay gudantahaay aa laga yaaba so if thats what you meant by "sil laa aaan waa dhibaato ", then there's something you can to help ayada iyo naftaada instead sheeko xaas laabad. And don't be so insensitive to the damages done by dhaqan xumayd, 'cuz I can't even imagine.

I checked to see what could be understood from the above on google translate and its way off and horrid ( ) so Waa khalday quite a bit, but I hope you got the drift of it.

I am in my mid 20's Hunno. Adiiga ma laaggu gudaaay?

Ajuran:


I am in my mid 20's Hunno. Adiiga ma laaggu gudaaay?

BS, you're afartan jir. And its evident in how stale and forgetful you are - tho strangely enough gudneen is your favorite subject, and all you ever talk about. Between you and me, adaa laaguu gudaay ruunta, so I feel sorry for you, because its actually quite sad wallahi. And you have no idea what you're missing.

Oh, and Fula was right. You're not married.

EnlightenedSoul:


BS, you're afartan jir. And its evident in how stale and forgetful you are - tho strangely enough gudneen is your favorite subject, and all you ever talk about. Between you and me, adaa laaguu gudaay ruunta, so I feel sorry for you, because its actually quite sad wallahi. And you have no idea what you're missing.

Oh, and Fula was right. You're not married.

Abti, can I call you Abti ?


I have been waging a jihad on the kintir since 2010.


I am not 40 years old. Best Believe

Well, I don't speak Somali, and I can't rely on Google transfailte

So I will just enjoy the show

Fulaman198:
Well, I don't speak Somali, and I can't rely on Google transfailte

So I will just enjoy the show

you make it sound like I am gonna bend her over and F**k Her

^^^^ I could do that if her Kintir was Alive and intact


Enjoy the show kullaha.

Ajuran:


you make it sound like I am gonna bend her over and F**k Her

^^^^ I could do that if her Kintir was Alive and intact


Enjoy the show kullaha.

That's messed up, she's a good woman. You should respect women more

Fulaman198:
Well, I don't speak Somali, and I can't rely on Google transfailte

So I will just enjoy the show

Are you sure you want a recap, Fula? The trajectory of this thread from his supposed wife and marriage, then to my periods, and now my ehem (of course its censored, when even the word bre.ast is a bad word on here ) is quite the fascinating sojourn, indeed. And you'll just be mind-blasted! Mind-fryed

Ajuran:



Abti, can I call you Abti ?


I have been waging a jihad on the kintir since 2010.


I am not 40 years old. Best Believe

Nah, Abti is stale (signature you). You can call me Aabe - I won't mind straightening you out where Aabe failed for the interim

You're at least 40, and your "jihad" is late and crusty.

Ajuran:


you make it sound like I am gonna bend her over and F**k Her

^^^^ I could do that if her Kintir was Alive and intact


Enjoy the show kullaha.

There you go building a pie in the sky, and then self-projecting like its going out of style. War come down from the clouds and the coverups, and just ask your folks one question: WHY?

And you need to ask them why, and speak to them of the repercussions, and your resultant obsession. They owe you an explanation, at least - its a crime afterall, tho one that isn't condemned enough. You're a miskeen. And hard as I try, I can't imagine. I pity you wallahi.

EnlightenedSoul:


Are you sure you want a recap, Fula? The trajectory of this thread from his supposed wife and marriage, then to my periods, and now my ehem (of course its censored, when even the word bre.ast is a bad word on here ) is quite the fascinating sojourn, indeed. And you'll just be mind-blasted! Mind-fryed

Loll I had no idea that was being discussed in this thread gosh loll.

A lot is censored on this site, loll to most Nigerians it can be difficult to discuss this stuff because it's a conservative society (though many are hypocrites in Nigeria).

I'm sorry that Ajuran is thinking not with his head but with what's between his legs. He ought to give you a whole lot more respect.

Fulaman198:


Loll I had no idea that was being discussed in this thread gosh loll.

A lot is censored on this site, loll to most Nigerians it can be difficult to discuss this stuff because it's a conservative society (though many are hypocrites in Nigeria).

I'm sorry that Ajuran is thinking not with his head but with what's between his legs. He ought to give you a whole lot more respect.

Yeah.

I think he's def been through some traumatic experiences, there's no doubt of that in my mind. He tries to cover it up with humor and vulgarity, then makes a habit of continuously self-projecting his ills. I don't expect anything but his ordinary from him, so you shouldn't apologize for him, Fula. Dont. He's damaged.

EnlightenedSoul:


Yeah.

I think he's def been through some traumatic experiences, there's no doubt of that in my mind. He tries to cover it up with humor and vulgarity, then makes a habit of continuously self-projecting his ills. I don't expect anything but his ordinary from him, so you shouldn't apologize for him, Fula. Dont. He's damaged.

No worries loll.

How have you been doing BTW? Are you doing better now?

Fulaman198:


No worries loll.

How have you been doing BTW? Are you doing better now?

I'm serious. You don't know, lol.

Yh, a little better. Its just been hard to find a good chunk of time to myself with everything going on, and my schedule. I start and stop. I'll be in touch, tho.

EnlightenedSoul:


I'm serious. You don't know, lol.

Yh, a little better. Its just been hard to find a good chunk of time to myself with everything going on, and my schedule. I start and stop. I'll be in touch, tho.

:-) please keep in touch. Things will get better for you don't worry.

Plz dont do shukansi on my own thread with a non Somali


E-soul I am a young man.

Ajuran:
Plz dont do shukansi on my own thread with a non Somali


E-soul I am a young man.

Gotta love this guy

Ajuran:
Plz dont do shukansi on my own thread with a non Somali


E-soul I am a young man.

I am a young man, said no young man ever. I am a young man, said every man in his 40's and beyond who found himself in the midst of a mid-life crisis, most typically as an empty affirmation just prior to partaking in something terribly risky and/or egregious.

Lol, this is the internet, but Fula's a geniune person and a friend. IRL, I'd be lying if I said I don't discriminate - I most certainly do - but I'm no 'purist' by any means. In any case, I'm not your problem. Worry about your WIFE, warya.

EnlightenedSoul:


I am a young man, said no young man ever. I am a young man, said every man in his 40's and beyond who found himself in the midst of a mid-life crisis, most typically as an empty affirmation just prior to partaking in something terribly risky and/or egregious.

Lol, this is the internet, but Fula's a geniune person and a friend. IRL, I'd be lying if I said I don't discriminate - I most certainly do - but I'm no 'purist' by any means. In any case, I'm not your problem. Worry about your WIFE, warya.

You just completely destroyed him. You have been gaining notoriety as the male destroyer on Nairaland as of late

Ajuran:
Many have speculated that (your Somali brother - me), has died because he has not posted in several weeks. This could not be further from the truth. I am currently married and having a good time on vacation. I am waging a holy war (Jihad) on my wifes punnnanii.



Your Brother, from a different mother (not an ape),

Ajuran

I thought you were executed, by the Al-Shabaab.

E-soul, I am 25 wallahi. Numberkaaga baal isiii macaanto

Fulaman198:


You just completely destroyed him. You have been gaining notoriety as the male destroyer on Nairaland as of late

Male destroyer?? That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

Beyyn Afartan jir aa tahaay.

Numberkaaga baal isiii macaanto

EnlightenedSoul:


Male destroyer?? That doesn't sound pleasant at all.

Hehehe I was joking miss. How are things going ?

Fulaman198:


Hehehe I was joking miss. How are things going ?

IDK how I missed this. Perhaps you feel I've been 'mean' to certain people on here, lol.

I'm faring well, although I did pull an all-nighter last night so I'm not feeling too hot ATM.

EnlightenedSoul:


IDK how I missed this. Perhaps you feel I've been 'mean' to certain people on here, lol.

I'm faring well, although I did pull an all-nighter last night so I'm not feeling too hot ATM.

Wow, that's intense. Are you studying hard for something?