Just for your weekend relaxation :

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was
born. Logic!! Children Are Quick and Always
Speak
Their Minds
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TEACHER: Yusuf, go to the map and find
North America .
YUSUF: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Yusuf.
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TEACHER: Waleed, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor? WALEED:
You told me to do it without
using the tables.
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TEACHER: Amir, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
AMEER: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's
wrong
AMEER: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked
me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Rislan, what is the chemical formula for
water?
RISLAN: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RISLAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Mukhtar, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
MUKHTAR: Me!
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TEACHER: Abdulsalam, why do you
always get so dirty? ABDULSALAM: Well, I'm a lot
closer to
the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Haidar, give me a sentence
starting with ' I. '
HAIDAR: I is... TEACHER: No, Haidar...... always
say, 'I
am.'
HAIDAR: All right... 'I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Abdallah, do
you know why his father didn't punish
him?
BECAUSE: Because George still had the
axe in his hand...... ______________________________
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TEACHER: Now, Husssainah , tell me
frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
HUSSAINA: No sir, I don't have to, my
Mom is a good cook. _______________
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TEACHER: Hasiya, your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
Hasiya : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) _______________
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TEACHER: Faiyid, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Faiyid: A teacher

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