Law of Temporal Variability


Time is not a constant.
Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'.
Time slows down when friends and lovers are
being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

Law of
Dramatic Multiplicity

Scenes that only happen once, for
instance, a 'Good
Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least
3
times from 3 different angles.


Law of Inexhaustability


No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered,
out-
classed, and unconscious.

Law of Inverse Accuracy

The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any
form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot
increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when
operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of
the shot decreases. (Also known as the
Stormtrooper
Effect)
Example:
A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being
held
upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit,
and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good
Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field
will always miss.


First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the
less likely they will hit anyone or do any real
damage.


Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is
faced
with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in
neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with
a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.

Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually
hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy
Area',
usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more
strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee
weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing
complex martial arts maneuvres.


Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

Children are smarter than adults and almost twice as annoying

Law of Conservation of Firepower

Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/
defeating an opponent in a single shot will
invariably
be reserved and used only as a last resort.

Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis

Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times
they've
seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do
anything to interrupt it.


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