we have a lot of Nigerian rap artiste in the music industry with great punchline..

as for me my best punchline so far is from phyno in ghostmode where he said

''I’m something like a calenda ’ve got all your dates''...
DROP YOURS

If money speaks, i want mine like sarkodie #VEc#kingkong

mine is in igbo ...asam si kam nye quality time, m si ya na watch m bu Rolex and that's quality time.. #phyno #surulere rmx

Na only my bank manager be my friend. sarkodie

Wil coment if it maks fp

sea walking don't impress me unless it's done on water....#modenine....malcom ix files....

sea walking don't impress me unless it's done on water....#modenine....malcom ix files....

You' all won't forget me with your memory of low ram #mode9 pentium IX #

New car like my GP 3.6. Young 6 #kpansh

Me fuq their mom's so me father them. Phenom #murderdem

We wicked pass those guys wen kpoof jesus. Erigga

Don't be this man cos zenith bank is hiring M.i #safe

I for follow u drag but am in some grown shit. Sauce kid #kilonfoshi

Real recognize real..my nigga u don't look familiar. Phyno #kingkong remix

New car like my GP 3.6. Young 6 #kpansh

Me fuq their mom's so me father them. Phenom #murderdem

We wicked pass those guys wen kpoof jesus. Erigga

Don't be this man cos zenith bank is hiring M.i #safe

I for follow u drag but am in some grown shit. Sauce kid #kilonfoshi

Real recognize real..my nigga u don't look familiar. Phyno #kingkong remix

Just some i can remember
Now a days na skiborobo skibo aabaaa oshheeeyy dats all I hear now, RIP hiphop.

Your chick [chicken] will go far, I gave her cock feed [cock feed]
The ones on they knees[to pray or do Mouth Gig] are likely to succeed [suck seed]

Modenine

I'll Make your mum dance to your downfall. #phyno Two kings cypher.

YomaA:
New car like my GP 3.6. Young 6 #kpansh

Me fuq their mom's so me father them. Phenom #murderdem

We wicked pass those guys wen kpoof jesus. Erigga

Don't be this man cos zenith bank is hiring M.i #safe

I for follow u drag but am in some grown shit. Sauce kid #kilonfoshi

Real recognize real..my nigga u don't look familiar. Phyno #kingkong remix

I don't know what you heard, but MI I said - don't be dismayed, cos zenith bank is hiring

darkenedrebel:


I don't know what you heard, but MI I said - don't be dismayed, cos zenith bank is hiring

My bad..true, tanx man.

Willy be really illy not president yaradua. Yung Han - Display.

#See nigga's hating on Weed S lik a nazi' #Team so strong;barcelona cudint tackle us..

JAM ALERT!!! The most anticipated single from Delta's rising star - Adums a.k.a Mr.Classic. He Didn't disappoint, its titled "Ifeyinwa". This song got me all loved. Enjoy
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