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Check This OUT (make Sure You Are Not Eating Something Pepperish O) by NaijaBeats(m): 8:52pm On Oct 15, 2015
Bdefore you read.
Please dont eat anything pepperish

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant
and put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the
lion's
birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the
animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to
cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the
animals went to the lion's birthday party....
TEACHER: I have my own question,if all the students come to
school except one person, who is the person..
STUDENT: No idea sir..
TEACHER..its u because you are on two weeks suspension.
From hypesng.com

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Re: Check This OUT (make Sure You Are Not Eating Something Pepperish O) by tenderlaw(m): 9:06pm On Oct 15, 2015
NICE!!!

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Re: Check This OUT (make Sure You Are Not Eating Something Pepperish O) by galadima77(m): 9:28pm On Oct 15, 2015
Lmao
Re: Check This OUT (make Sure You Are Not Eating Something Pepperish O) by AfroKnight: 9:29pm On Oct 22, 2015
Lwkmd.

[size=2pt]Lalasticlala[/size] FP for this guy abeg.

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