Funny status on my WhatsApp list.

Sometimes when i come online on my whatsapp account and I see some status like the ones below i can't help but laugh..
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days.
He's probably dead.
.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he
hasn't reached Dubai!
.
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 month.
Living in Paradise I guess?
.
4. Someone is always "Available". How free are
you?
.
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm
using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my
list!
.
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get
it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?
.
7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your phone, you're not using
the phone's primary function.
.
8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6
weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn
there, just guessing
.
9. Someone's own "At school". What the hell are
we gonna do about your being in school, save us
the story, it's all yours not for us.
.
10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a
week. She must be very busy probably "picking
beans" or breaking melons
.
11. This pisses off most, "Battery about to die" for
3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN
concerning the power situation of your house or
buy you new generator?.
.
12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4
months? Is he preparing himself for a race against
Usain Bolt or he/she want fight with JOHN CENA?
.
13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the
meeting and quit WhatsApp, or Is WhatsApp the
venue for the meeting?

nice post

well composed. nice info op

in case... (u can fill in the gap).

nairalandmaster:
nice post

Thanks

op you are so on point.

defemidefemi:
in case... (u can fill in the gap).

Lol..ok,help me call the mods to do what needs to be done.

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