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Why Is It Always Female? by phemmyutd(m): 6:11pm On Oct 17, 2015
IMAGINE!!!
Why is it always FEMALE!!!
1. Female dogs become so wicked when
they give birth
2. Female fowls chase people when they
hatch 3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter
how hungry they are, buh female lions do
tear people apart
4. Females human beings spend average
28years of their lives asking for recharge
cards from males ....hmmm... Abeg ...ooo 5. And
the most annoying one is... It is
the female mosquitoes that cause
malaria
6. Female took away samson's strength
7. What burst my head be say na...female
first ate forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden chai!!!
Females get wahala!
Walahi!!!
But one good thing about them is that
female gave birth to us and without them.
There 'll be no means of procreation. But
nonthelss I love them so so much ...m.'KUdos to
all woman/ladies
Re: Why Is It Always Female? by Beesluv: 6:15pm On Oct 17, 2015
That's how they are specially created


Only females can have babies in them for months

Only females can give food to babies from their body


Women are wonderfully created
Re: Why Is It Always Female? by Beesluv: 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
Nice write up, maybe you should space each point for clarity
Re: Why Is It Always Female? by FruityLass: 6:21pm On Oct 17, 2015
What's this one saying undecided

So all the old and young females around you don ask u credits for 28yrs
How old are you sef
Mtcheew angry
No dey carry all together
phemmyutd:
IMAGINE!!!
Why is it always FEMALE!!!
1. Female dogs become so wicked when
they give birth
2. Female fowls chase people when they
hatch 3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter
how hungry they are, buh female lions do
tear people apart
4. Females human beings spend average
28years of their lives asking for recharge
cards from males ....hmmm... Abeg ...ooo 5. And
the most annoying one is... It is
the female mosquitoes that cause
malaria
6. Female took away samson's strength
7. What burst my head be say na...female
first ate forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden chai!!!
Females get wahala!
Walahi!!!
But one good thing about them is that
female gave birth to us and without them.
There 'll be no means of procreation. But
nonthelss I love them so so much ...m.'KUdos to
all woman/ladies
Re: Why Is It Always Female? by meimoks(f): 6:34pm On Oct 17, 2015
Where did you get 28 years of asking for recharge cards from? Males don't ask for recharge cards?
Re: Why Is It Always Female? by resty4(m): 7:06pm On Oct 17, 2015
Females without them d world wd hv bn incomplete.

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