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22 Facts About Relationships/life by Elosky20: 6:57pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
1) A guy asked u for sex and
u asked, "Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say
or Are U a LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot,
while well dressed girls are
beautiful...Hell is hot, while
heaven is beautiful...the
choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to
him for 2 years and no
wedding is forth coming.
Please kindly remove the
ring. Is your finger a key
holder?
4)You have slept with over
10 girls without protection
yet you go to the barbers
shop with your personal
clipper. What are you
preventing
5) Guys always know who
their heart belongs to, so if
you like cook chicken in
diamond sauce or do
monkey style in bed, if its
not you, It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple
go to bed dey say "Good
nights my love" In Britain
"Sweet dreams darling" In
Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate,
doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't
date you, I have a
boyfriend" and be asking for
money from him. GT-bank
staff cannot receive salary
from UBA bank!
My name Anita, I used my
friend to set up my
boyfriend to c if he'll cheat
on me. Now they've sent me
wedding Invitation. What AM
I? (A) Learner (B) God sent
(C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a
Lady "i have a Girlfriend
when asking her out. Their
National Anthem is "we had
issues & we've broken up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria
where the government is
responsible and blamed for
every damn things. if
mosquito bite you, you will
blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you
either snatch him from
someone or share him with
someone, the most
important thing is to be the
highest Shareholder.
12) 35yr old first class
graduate without job and u
dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I
Ain't Got no worries' ... your
life is on SOS.
13) Idiot girl said: "I dated
him for GOOD 10 years and
he broke my heart" fool,
what's GOOD in the years?
14). Sex won't make him
love u. A baby won't make
him stay. If you're doubting
me, kindly ask TUFACE...
15) No matter how nice you
are to a goat, it will still eat
your yam.
16) You make his 'Dick'
hard, u carry him enter
room, he don off shirt, then
u shout April Fool... My
sister, he will RAPE ur
Destiny!!
17) What shall it profit a girl
to have all the Brazilian hair
in the whole world and still
lose her boyfriend to a girl
on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen
and 1
million policemen will be
deployed to search for u but
kill 1 million Nigerians U
will be invited for amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it
all, even rich men beg for
pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur
house is, How recent your
car is,or how huge ur bank
account is, Our grave is still
gonna be the same size,
stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or
Cute your Face Might Be,
you Will Still Be the Food
For Worms....Set your
Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No one
lives for Ever.
22) I woke up today,
someone somewhere just
took their last breath am
about sleeping someone
somewhere is crying..
Always thank the lord no
matter the situation |
Re: 22 Facts About Relationships/life by Nobody: 7:03pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
funny and great words of advice |
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