Written by Timilehin Bello (BigTimi)

Peniel Ajuka and I were discussing on different sins Nigerians have committed and are still committing till date. LOL. Can’t they repent?

Well you might see the sins and you might find yourself guilty, SORRY!

Enjoy.


#1 - Never Waited For People To Use Zebra Crossing

Nigerians will never slow down when approaching the Zebra lines on the road. Okay so at Oniru one day like that, I used the Zebra crossing, the driver was hitting his car horn, I was like ‘Oga Calm down, this is Zebra crossing’ He Replied – Shey you na Zebra? LOL!


#2 - Do Not Urinate Here!

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Nigerians no dey hear word! It is when you tell them not to do something that they will do it. No one in Nigeria ever respects that ‘Do Not Urinate Here’ sign. How about changing it to ‘PLEASE URINATE HERE AND DIE” or “GOD PUNISH YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN IF YOU URINATE HERE”. LOL! They’ll run.

#3 - Never Used A Pedestrian Bridge

LOL! Now this is YOU! You can’t just climb those stairs all the way UP right? The other side is just close by crossing the expressway. Change your ways! It’s a sin!

Lagos Governor had to employ officials to arrest people that don’t use the pedestrian bridge. That’s the height meaning Nigerians are stubborn! Change your ways. * Big Grin**

#4 - Throw Stuff Out of Car Window

You did this yesterday right? I had a chat with someone on this act and she said, she actually unconsciously litter the street from the comfort of her car. SIN! More work for the LAWMA guys.. Sorry!

#5 - Abusing Someone With Jeep

Nigerians can abuse anybody riding a jeep. Even though the person didn’t offend them. If he’s moving slowly on the road, they’ll say ‘Why is this one moving like a snail because E carry jeep?’ if he’s running fast, ‘they’ll say this one just dey form fast because e carry jeep, yeye’

You see you are all sinners! At least, you’ve committed one. Repent! Share with other sinners!

Source: http://www.bigtimi.com/5-sins-everyone-living-in-nigeria-has-committed/

Lol. 9ja funny country

No dullin in 9ja!

Lols well written. I know most of them are common but not every body does it.
Good piece jare I like it.
I for buy you chicken, if to say you know my house.

Lemme confirm if it is true

that is how we roll in the country.
tru tru.

to add
we were beggers at one point or the other... beg for money, recharge card, car, votes etc

backbite

etc

Dan bura uba!

Op so on point