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Re: Quotes by fabian(f): 10:50am On Nov 11, 2005
That's word, V.
@ Layi,
I kinda spammed you thread with quotes on happiness yesterday........ sawry!
Re: Quotes by whocares: 11:15am On Nov 11, 2005
I have some for the ladies...i don't have power to post one by one


Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
-CoraHarvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:53pm On Nov 13, 2005
"Most of one's life is one prolonged effort to prevent oneself thinking." (Aldous Huxley, 1894 ~ 1963).
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:54pm On Nov 13, 2005
"Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think."
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:55pm On Nov 13, 2005
No matter wat ur currently able to do , creativity cAN make you capable of doing more.
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:56pm On Nov 13, 2005
"Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings."
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2005
constructive thinking is a life skill that leads to opportunities and personal growth.
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2005
Many exciting adventures await those who are willing to
take the time to stop and think, for the fruits of thought are
decisions, actions, and results.
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:58pm On Nov 13, 2005
We can multiply the power of thought by using pen and paper. For writing down our thoughts
helps us to focus on them. It allows us to capture our thoughts and all the directions in which they flow. Also, our notes provide the opportunity to amplify, clarify, modify, and simplify what's on our mind. Notes also serve as records to which we can refer to once again in the future.
Re: Quotes by skima(m): 4:59pm On Nov 13, 2005
GREATNESS
A man is as great as the dreams he dreams,
As great as the love he bears;
As great as the values he redeems,
And the happiness he shares.
A man is as great as the thoughts he thinks,
As the worth he has attained;
As the fountains at which his spirit drinks
And the insight he has gained.
A man is as great as the truth he speaks,
As great as the help he gives,
As great as the destiny he seeks,
As great as the life he lives.
-- by C.E. Flynn
Re: Quotes by whiteshark(m): 9:07am On Nov 15, 2005
U can play with my money
U can play with my wife
But if u play with my car
U r f***king with your life
........... Uncle Tom.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 2:24am On Nov 16, 2005
In the end, we will conserve only what we love.
we will love only what we understand.
we will understand only what we are taught.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 2:26am On Nov 16, 2005
passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:33am On Nov 17, 2005
education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:37am On Nov 17, 2005
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:42am On Nov 17, 2005
the best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:43am On Nov 17, 2005
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:46am On Nov 17, 2005
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art....it has no survival value; rather it gives value to survival.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:50am On Nov 17, 2005
you cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:52am On Nov 17, 2005
Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:54am On Nov 17, 2005
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 12:59am On Nov 17, 2005
Do not speak to a fool,
for he will scorn the wisdom of your words.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:02am On Nov 17, 2005
A good name is more desirable than great riches;
to be esteemed is better than silver or gold.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:05am On Nov 17, 2005
Rich and poor have this in common: the Lord is the maker of them all.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:08am On Nov 17, 2005
He who guards his lips guards his life, but he who speaks rashly will come to ruin.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:12am On Nov 17, 2005
He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:19am On Nov 17, 2005
A poor man is shunned by all his relatives-
how much more do his friends avoid him!
Though he pursues them with pleading, they are nowhere to be found.
Re: Quotes by goodguy(m): 10:10am On Nov 17, 2005
You can't win if you don't love what you have.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:19am On Nov 20, 2005
Responsibility comes out to what you make it out to be.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:21am On Nov 20, 2005
Always live life to the fullest. its too short to be wasted.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:23am On Nov 20, 2005
Rules are made to be broken, so express your individuality.
Re: Quotes by icingbaby(f): 1:24am On Nov 20, 2005
To love someone is nothing, to be love by someone is something.

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