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Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by NeduLuiZ(m): 7:32pm On Oct 18, 2015
I ve been laughing since I got this
joke.....but are we really this bad?
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything!They don't listen to nstructions They don't obey traffic rules. They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are
completely reckless!(Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they go there.
GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
Ten (10) minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back. The issue as turned into a crisis ooo!
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerian I have with me in hell oooo! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!.....
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by ikbnice(m): 7:40pm On Oct 18, 2015
If an Igbo man goes to hell, he will find ways of selling fire extinguisher there.

#JustJokes
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by BreezyCB(m): 7:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
Hahaa Nice 1 Op
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by Khd95(m): 7:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
Shedding tears* gringringringringringringringringrin gringringringringringringrin; gringringringringrin gringringrin grin



hahahahahahahaha.i shall conclude my lafta insha Allah,make dis hit fp 1st
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by lilmax(m): 8:47pm On Oct 18, 2015
they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!..... grin grin

But we don't pray for it sha cheesy
Re: Wonderful Nigerians(joke) by nduprincekc(m): 11:48pm On Oct 24, 2015
''N I G'' dis abrvetion get evry in sick nd tired condition'''''

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