Sept 17
ASUU and SSANU begin a nationwide strike

Sept 27
Education minister, calls for dialogue between the government and the striking lecturers

October 4
Northern lecturers give a press conference, in which the they claim they were never on strike, and further stress, that ASUU has been factionalised by the Southwest

October 15
The President calls for an immediate end to the strike, or consequences will meet the dissident lecturers

October 30
The SW ASUU start a road march to generate support for their course. At a section on the road they meet the police forces, who urge them to return to the classrooms or face the wrath of the law. The police open fire on the lecturers, as the lecturers decide to call their bluff

November 7
An inquiry is ordered by the Senate to find out the cause of the death of 15 lecturers, which emanated from a police shootout in Lagos

November 23
The senate concludes the inquiry, and releases its findings on the floor of the house. They discover, that the police actually used rubber bullets, and that the unfortunate lecturers died of chronic heart failure

November 27
SW ASUU and SW NLC, disregard and reject the findings of the inquiry, calling for a fresh investigation into the deaths of the lecturers and the government's acknowledgement and acceptance of their demands

December 5
The president, who has not been seen in the public domain, for a month and a half, is pronounced dead by the CCTV network, who claim the President slumped, in the midst of a heated argument with his vice and members of the SW APC.

December 13
The President, through his spokesman, and his SGF, deny the news and claim it is from a malicious network, working in cohorts with enemies of the government

December 18
The Vice President, while at a public function, confesses, that he has not seen the President in a month, and is unaware of the true state of health of the President

December 23
Large scale protests begin at the Gani Fawehmi park, and end at the Lagos state House, where Govenor Ambode, gives his support, and calls for the Executive to tell Nigerians the truth

December 25
At a public function, where the Vice President, is giving a speech at a popular church in Abuja, a bomb goes off, which forces the church to collapse

December 26
News reports claim, that both the President and the vice President are dead, leaving a vaccum. The SGF and the media spokesman, claim the news is false

December 30
The SW SSA to the President and the SA to the vice President, confess to media houses that both the President and his vice are dead, and that the vice President was murdered by northerners loyal to the katsina mafia

January 3
Large scale pogroms begin in Nassarawa, Kebbi, Katsina, Kaduna and Niger. Scores of Southerners, especially those from the southwest are reported to have been murdered by their northern neighbors

January 11
A popular Muslim cleric from Katsina, calls for Islamic jihad against non-northerners, which. culminates in a second pogrom. This time around fatalities are recorded in the southwest, but surprisingly, it is the hosts, at the hands of their guests

Jan 13
Northern Muslim clerics call for the continuous military support for the islamists, in the southwest

January 20
While at a public discussion, into peace initiatives for the end of the violent attacks, the ex-president OBJ is shot down dead by a masked man, who also self detonates a bomb

January 21
Military men loyal to the islamists, stage an attack on both the Lagos state house and the house of the APC sage, Tinubu. The APC sage is hit by a stray bullet, and later on dies at the general hospital

January 24
SW military officers and their northern counterparts engage in shootouts and house to house brawls, for control of the army. Thousands of SW officers are killed in the battle

January 28
The SGF, at a press conference announces the death of the President and the vice President. He immediately announces the dissolution of the government, and the formation of an interim government, headed by him, until new elections are held

Jan 28
Immediately after the press conference by the SGF, another one is called in Lagos, where the SW rejects the announcement by the SGF, and call for the military to leave the Lagos state house and the nation assembly. They also call for the intervention of the UN and foreign bodies

February 2
The northern military officers begin massive statewide assassinations of top southwest politicians, which triggers large scale riots and ethnic fratricide. It is dubbed as the 3rd pogrom, by the north

February 20
The northern military begins an occupation of all southwest states, which is resisted by the remaining southwest soldiers and the citizens of the southwest

February 28
The Nigerian northern interim government declares war on the southwest, while offering the eastern and south-southern military officers and politicians a peace deal if they support their cause

March 2
Civil war begins, with the Northern interim military group dubbing their campaign with the name " RANAR SHARI'A".

At the start, I actually said this OP must be drunk.

But I asked.... What is stopping somthing similar from happening and I realised the answer was 'Nothing'

Nigeria as a united entity is long dead. Between now and actual federalism or disintegration, we will continue to be mockery of all nations

So when they ask seun for your IP address and your email, they trace you and arrest you


you will claim it's satan that made you write this shyt ?

Its true, iduduwas are dead.... RIP ODUDUWAS

DaBullIT:
So when they ask seun for your IP address and your email, they trace you and arrest you


you will claim it's satan that made you write this shyt ?

You put too much trust and faith in the Nigerian intelligence community. There is no intelligence.

Yes, that's what the blogger said too , he's cooling off in Kirikiri

luche90:

You put too much trust and faith in the Nigerian intelligence community. There is no intelligence.