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'the Obedient Wife' by Lsyters: 3:24pm On Apr 30, 2009
The Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, because I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. One day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!”

She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t foolish enough to put all that money in there with that man.”

She said, “Listen, I’m a Christian; I can’t life. I promised him that I was going to put his money in that casket with him, and that’s what I did.”

Her friend was amazed, “You mean to tell me you put all his money in the casket with him?”

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I wrote him a cheque.”If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by romsky: 3:25pm On Apr 30, 2009
that is d true life story of Studio & lola
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by Bbeee: 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2009
brb
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by JJYOU: 3:27pm On Apr 30, 2009
Lsyters:

The Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, because I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. One day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!”

She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t foolish enough to put all that money in there with that man.”

She said, “Listen, I’m a Christian; I can’t life. I promised him that I was going to put his money in that casket with him, and that’s what I did.”

Her friend was amazed, “You mean to tell me you put all his money in the casket with him?”

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I wrote him a cheque.”If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
who be this? are u her?
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by Lolabbey: 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2009
i dey come,make i go check weda mony don land my account wink
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by aristole(m): 4:20pm On Apr 30, 2009
@ poster.

Nice up!
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by Lolabbey: 4:26pm On Apr 30, 2009
prof aristotle how u dey?
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by studio43(m): 4:27pm On Apr 30, 2009
i dey fine, u nko?
Re: 'the Obedient Wife' by D1KeleVra(m): 11:06am On May 02, 2009
angry

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