Sincerly 50% of my embarrasing moment has been frm my mom .. She's embarrassed me so much dan i can remember presence of friends, My crushes .. But one i seriously won't forget was at the presence of my teachers.. It went like dis.. Then in sec skul, my skul mother asked me to bring tin tomato for her, i had no idea y but dat was d first tym she asked me for sumtin, Away frm dat wen i got home in other not to forget and due to lazyness i kept it under my mom's bed,
NOTE: Never done anithing like this before... But then i forgot... Fast forward. YES mom found out After serious nd much questioning she went straight to skul.. But then at the presence of all my teachers, She decided to use pidgin Eng even wen she sabi speak Eng o . My guess was she wanted to do wat she's gud at .. The part dat really got me was " Which kind tin be dis? I don dey talk am since... I go buy maggi for hux e nor go last, Salt o na same tin, My soup self nor dey reach 2 dayz bcus of senior Odion even go reach my maclean" Chai menn all i could tink was... "Dis woman don see opportunity take enter my body today Na die be dis I could see d way my teachers were just staring.. Only God knew wat dey were tinking.. It was really embarrasing Anytym i flash memory through dat day, I can't help but Laugh..

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Am a very shy guy and i don't like doing things that will disgrace me.....my first and maybe the last time i light a *knock out* (banger) That was in december long years ago, there was this place in our village that we used to gather to watch masqurade, so as guys dey run and being chased by masquared in the main place, there are also place a were girls and some Ajebutters guys use to plenty and that place you normally wont light a banger there(not that it's under any law o o, but people will kill you if the thing touches them) because there was a place set aside for knock out, Nna mehn na so me carry my thing o o, check me out na, me wey dey hate knock out, na him devil come dey sing yahozeee for my head and i come light the knock out and come throw am where girls plenty....
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The next thing i heard was %kpkioxlytd* na so beaten one man wey dey for corner give me for free o o, and i was so ashamed and embarrassed because there where many girls there... Chai, did i made mention of being attacked like a lion because the guy come from my back and before i know what's up i don full ground... Nna a i wanted to fight back but that man fit senior me with 1 and half of my age.... *that was when i was around 13 years sha*

Sandydayz:
Sincerly 50% of my embarrasing moment has been frm my mom .. She's embarrassed me so much dan i can remember presence of friends, My crushes .. But one i seriously won't forget was at the presence of my teachers.. It went like dis.. Then in sec skul, my skul mother asked me to bring tin tomato for her, i had no idea y but dat was d first tym she asked me for sumtin, Away frm dat wen i got home in other not to forget and due to lazyness i kept it under my mom's bed,
NOTE: Never done anithing like this before... But then i forgot... Fast forward. YES mom found out After serious nd much questioning she went straight to skul.. But then at the presence of all my teachers, She decided to use pidgin Eng even wen she sabi speak Eng o . My guess was she wanted to do wat she's gud at .. The part dat really got me was " Which kind tin be dis? I don dey talk am since... I go buy maggi for hux e nor go last, Salt o na same tin, My soup self nor dey reach 2 dayz bcus of senior Odion even go reach my maclean" Chai menn all i could tink was... "Dis woman don see opportunity take enter my body today Na die be dis I could see d way my teachers were just staring.. Only God knew wat dey were tinking.. It was really embarrasing Anytym i flash memory through dat day, I can't help but Laugh..

Seriously Mothers are the best U agree right? Share urs

hahahahahahaha!! Dammnn!!! your Mumsi get first class for falling hands ooo

KingTom:
Oboy the think catch me for Hippocratic Oath taking ceremony oh, Dem call Adebayo, Andrews, Anselm when time for Aworinde reach na hin this useless thing come kack for my track, I no fit shout I just siddon there. Prof dey shout "Is Thomas Aworinde not here?!!!!" I still siddon. "If he is not here can we skip?" Na it I boldly get up, use 20 minutes waka for 5 minute walk, na then the idio.t come lie for side of trouser. Jesus! I don die! I reach stage, spotlight reach me. I dey with one hand for pocket, I recite the oath finish come back, one stupidd lekpa girl wey we dey call Lucy come dey smile say "Na me you dey erect for?" The thing vex me ehn, but I gree say she. Boys laff me that day ehn. Till today I still dey get that nightmare.

brize:
Am a very shy guy and i don't like doing things that will disgrace me.....my first and maybe the last time i light a *knock out* (banger) That was in december long years ago, there was this place in our village that we used to gather to watch masqurade, so as guys dey run and being chased by masquared in the main place, there are also place a were girls and some Ajebutters guys use to plenty and that place you normally wont light a banger there(not that it's under any law o o, but people will kill you if the thing touches them) because there was a place set aside for knock out, Nna mehn na so me carry my thing o o, check me out na, me wey dey hate knock out, na him devil come dey sing yahozeee for my head and i come light the knock out and come throw am where girls plenty....
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The next thing i heard was %kpkioxlytd* na so beaten one man wey dey for corner give me for free o o, and i was so ashamed and embarrassed because there where many girls there... Chai, did i made mention of being attacked like a lion because the guy come from my back and before i know what's up i don full ground... Nna a i wanted to fight back but that man fit senior me with 1 and half of my age.... *that was when i was around 13 years sha*

Hheehehehheee

KingTom:

Hahhahah

iamkingzlee:
hahahahahahaha!! Dammnn!!! your Mumsi get first class for falling hands ooo

U nor wan knw d rest o

Sandydayz:

Hahhahah

very embarrassing.

Years back ; I remember qoing to church nd was gven microphone to contribute to d bible study"topic being discussed"Actually it was a weekly programme.. Only God knws wetin enter my nose as i wan begin dey analyze d lessons..# I juz release 3 heavy sneezes wey get funny sound" with watery mucus flowin;nd man no kon get handkerchief..Kon see ao people dey laff..# D tin kon stil dey sound for the microphone' chai ! Very embarrassinq'

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A fwend invited me nd few friends to his sis wedding; fast forward to reception hall.". Wea we sat:dey brought food.The Big meat wey dey ontop my rice dey form strong head dey luk me..E strong die . I first dey reason with am dey use spoon dey cut..As i see say d tin no gree cut;i comot bottle water frm table went awt use am wash hand..# Na wea i enter trouble'as i dey try cut d meat with ma bare hands (
"man nodey gree shame infrnt of his friends nan"nd since we sat at a corner also..Plp wunt really notice.).








The thing juz fling comot ma hand go land for one rich lookinq woman cloth..Mogbe ! I juz carry face; lockup til we left dea(d only tin i dey hear na JESUS'MY CLOTH..Was funny nd embarrasing..












# Nob my fault;abeg..' (Nob say i wan use hand oo) Shea i nogo kon chop meat?

WeedSeller:
Years back ; I remember qoing to church nd was gven microphone to contribute to d bible study"topic being discussed"Actually it was a weekly programme.. Only God knws wetin enter my nose as i wan begin dey analyze d lessons..# I juz release 3 heavy sneezes wey get funny sound" with watery mucus flowin;nd man no kon get handkerchief..Kon see ao people dey laff..# D tin kon stil dey sound for the microphone' chai ! Very embarrassinq'

Aahahaha Atleast you're lucky u didn't f**t