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If FOOTBALL Were To Be An Academic Institution In Nigeria by murtaj(m): 9:34am On Oct 20, 2015
If FOOTBALL were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then: Arsenal is Uniben- where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed. Manchester City is IGBINEDION- where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in dere primary assignment. Liverpool is UNILAG- where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers. Manchester United is UNIILORIN- where students don't perform well in class except dere final exams and achieve good results. Chelsea is OSU- where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, d government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year R.Madrid is UI- where students think dey perform best and keep beefing d best students of other schools. Finally, Barcelona is FUTMX where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve d best result in the whole country. Greatest Nigeria student!!! Greatest Giant!!! Pls pass dis if u r proud of FUTMX.

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