TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is,
TEACHER: No, Millie, Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you
Know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

@mr feelgood, try to read as many many topic in this section as you can, almost all the things you sent here have been here for quite some time now.stop sending us back to one year ago, goodluck.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thanks Milla, just noticed too especially with another thread titled: stupid questions, stupid answers

Gotta go back to the archives

Again thanx MR FEELS GOOD,atleast u admit.

Nw to dos stronghead, try imbibe this character