NO CHEATING


The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over N1500.
The worse is they will wrap broom and packer for you as a Gift. I've decided on my wedding day when my sweetheart and I will be dancing, people won't spray us directly, they will put the money on a tray for all eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive your food as follows:
NO MONEY: Pure water and toothpick
N200: White Rice without meat + pure water.
N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke
N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + a Malt
N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken + a Malt
N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself.
No cheating!

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in other news; Some people are funny..... u invite one person and he pack him full community come just to chop and drink...
there's this dude I know of in the barracks here; every Saturday he go wear clothes wakka dey find any venue way dem dey do party.... He's been doing this ever since I knew him.. He's now 31 and still no signs of slowing down or giving up

you are out of your mind but some of these uninvited guests only come to eat both the ones wey no baf and the ones wey no even wear slippers come(homeless)