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| The Way To Heaven by imomoh24(m): 2:38pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted |
| Re: The Way To Heaven by iice(f): 3:53pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
Ahahahahahaha  |
| Re: The Way To Heaven by beyunce(f): 5:39pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
yea haha.  naughty Johnny |
| Re: The Way To Heaven by naijadiva2(f): 9:53pm On Oct 11, 2006 |
that was cute. |
| Re: The Way To Heaven by angelz(f): 9:27am On Oct 12, 2006 |
Wat a boy. D nun beta shud bail him out of d dark. |
| Re: The Way To Heaven by EmemJU(f): 10:43am On Oct 12, 2006 |
Haha. Pity the nun's ears. |
| Re: The Way To Heaven by toyboy1(m): 12:58pm On Oct 12, 2006 |
LOL little Jonny is not only eavedropping but a peeping tom as well cos he was so graphic as per the "pinning down by daddy" |
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