Hair Cut

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can et a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said,


"To your house."

Wise guy. . .

lololol niiiiice one. Now that's one wise guy!

Here's One I heard some place. . .

A guy and a kid enter a salon to get a hair cut, they sat down and waited for their turn.
The barber called out "next", the man got up and went over to the barber for the cut,ten minutes after. . .
. . . the barber was done and asked if the guys son was also getting a haircut and he replied that he was.
About two minutes after the barber had started on the lil boy's hair, the father told the barber he wanted to
get a drink in the next shop. . . When the barber was done the boy got up and started for the door when the barber
told him to have a seat and wait for his dad, to which the boy replied "He isn't my dad, I was walking down the
street when he asked me if I'd like to get a free haircut"

Hope I told it well.