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20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed by Limerick: 6:58pm On Oct 22, 2015
1. After working for 30 days you got fired
without salary.
2. If you download anything from the
internetand it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and
can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today
and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date.
and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room
and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win
200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body
odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without
promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't
have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a
traffic turns out to be the person
interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the
mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and
english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't
remember your first name
.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a
Europian club and your first task is to mark
Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police
force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you
don't have money and your phone start
ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still
look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your
important document.
Add your's to it.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed by Beesluv: 6:58pm On Oct 22, 2015
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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed by DaFlash: 7:39pm On Oct 22, 2015
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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed by Nobody: 4:39am On Oct 23, 2015
Hehehe, this is lovely.cheesycheesy

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